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Battle Robots !!!
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| ChemEnhanced |
| I WANT MY TWO MINUTES BACK |
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| Fundamental |
"Fundamental is a Robot that travels on Two Rollers, is Powered by Angry Bees, and has Dodgy Steering and Slogans Painted on the Side.
Force: 4
Handling: 3
Weaponry: 0"
Awww, I suck as a robot. :( |
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| superglo |
| quote: | | glostx is a Robot that is fitted with a Gatling Gun, can Sidestep Attacks, is Completely Motionless, and is Powered and Controlled by a Hamster |
powered by a hamster.
wtf. |
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| dinoXpress |
dinoXpress is a Large Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, fires Six-Inch Nails, is fitted with Twin Airbags, and requires a Lightning Strike to get it started.
Force: 9
Handling: 1
Weaponry: 2 |
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| Floorfiller |
floorfiller is a Robot that walks on Three Spindly Legs, is fitted with a Bulldozer Blade and a Single-Shot Rocket, runs on Kitchen Scraps, is Entirely Automated, and can Jump Small Distances.
When attacking:-
Force: 9
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 5 |
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| dinoXpress |
Greg is a Tiny Robot that plays Ice-Cream-Van Music, has Two Bicycle Wheels, and is Powered and Controlled by a Hamster.
Force: 1
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 0
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| Fundamental |
| Looks like Floorfiller-bot is kicking the most arse so far. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
{b.s.e.} is a Robot that is fitted with a Water Cannon, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base and Sharp Corners, and runs on a Car Battery.
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wicked neo Force: 5
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 2
wicked neo is a Robot that is fitted with an Electron Ram and a Welding Torch, is covered with Corporate Logos, makes Buzzing Noises, runs on a Single Watch Battery, and slithers like a Snake.
When attacking:-
Force: 7
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 3
Water Attack!
When defending against {b.s.e.}:-
Force: 5
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 2
{b.s.e.} wins! |
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| dinoXpress |
Toss Up:
monkeyface is a Robot that has One Enormous Wheel, runs on Alcohol, jams Radio Transmissions, is Very Slow, and scatters Ball Bearings behind it.
When defending against floorfiller:-
Force: 11
Handling: 7
Weaponry: 5
monkeyface wins! |
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| {b.s.e.} |
Force: 7
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 3
{b.s.e.} is a Robot that is fitted with a Water Cannon, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base and Sharp Corners, and runs on a Car Battery.
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floorfiller Force: 5
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 5
floorfiller is a Robot that walks on Three Spindly Legs, is fitted with a Bulldozer Blade and a Single-Shot Rocket, runs on Kitchen Scraps, is Entirely Automated, and can Jump Small Distances.
When attacking:-
Force: 7
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 3
Water Attack!
When defending against {b.s.e.}:-
Force: 5
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 6
{b.s.e.} wins!
I kill3d j00 :wtf: |
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| dinoXpress |
Carl Cox
Force: 6
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 4
Carl Cox is a Robot that is fitted with Twin Airbags, an Electric Drill and Rotating Blades, runs on Solar Power, and slithers like a Snake.
When attacking:-
Force: 6
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 4
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Dave Dresden
Force: 4
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 8
Dave Dresden is a Robot that is fitted with a Death Ray and a Gatling Gun, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base, and runs on Petrol.
When defending against Carl Cox:-
Force: 4
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 8
Carl Cox wins! |
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