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| dj_bas |
| i'm wilford brimley, i have diabetes. it makes me tired and causes me to be short with my family. the other day i stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. my wife came home yesterday with the wrong ice cream so struck her. then i found out i didn't have a wife, who the hell did i hit? |
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| lex400sc |
| i'm not drunk but i need 5 more posts :) |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
i'm wilford brimley, i have diabetes. it makes me tired and causes me to be short with my family. the other day i stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. my wife came home yesterday with the wrong ice cream so struck her. then i found out i didn't have a wife, who the hell did i hit? |
OMG i just burst out laughing in biology!!!!
Bas FTW!!!! |
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| lex400sc |
| do posts in this forum not count? |
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| lex400sc |
| quote: | Originally posted by R!CH
do posts in this forum not count? |
i guess not, ! |
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| DaveSZ |
So Carl Cox and George Acosta are the two finalists for teh world eating competition...
Who wins?
My Latin side makes me lean towards Acosta, but then I remember how Carl single-handedly devoured Dave Dresden without chewing.
I think Carl would pull it out in the end, and then in turn devour Acosta. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by lex400sc
do posts in this forum not count? |
Yeah they do, just keep posting.. |
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| josh4 |
OH
MY
GOD.
I Finally get it! You have GOT to read these threads high. All this time I never understood but now I do! |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveSZ
So Carl Cox and George Acosta are the two finalists for teh world eating competition...
Who wins?
My Latin side makes me lean towards Acosta, but then I remember how Carl single-handedly devoured Dave Dresden without chewing.
I think Carl would pull it out in the end, and then devour Acosta. |
Force: 6
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 4
Carl Cox is a Robot that is fitted with Twin Airbags, an Electric Drill and Rotating Blades, runs on Solar Power, and slithers like a Snake.
When attacking:-
Force: 6
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 4
Vs.
Force: 4
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 0
George Acosta is a Robot that is covered with Silver Piping, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base and Exposed Wiring, and runs on Solar Power.
When defending against Carl Cox:-
Force: 4
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 0
(Vulnerable to Electricity.)
Carl Cox wins! |
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| DaveSZ |
Heheh hehehe ehehehe you said, "Cocks."
Hehehehehe hehehehe. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by lex400sc
i guess not, ! |
The "chill out room" has a 5 to 1 ratio. 5 posts to =1 ;) |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
i'm wilford brimley, i have diabetes. it makes me tired and causes me to be short with my family. the other day i stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. my wife came home yesterday with the wrong ice cream so struck her. then i found out i didn't have a wife, who the hell did i hit? |
LMAO :haha: |
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