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| DaveSZ |
FTW. |
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| josh4 |
| For the record, I coined that name. Check that thread, you'll see. If the mods haven't deleted it that is. |
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| DaveSZ |
This thread is an exercise in sheer boredom and plagiarism.
So Carl Cox and George Acosta walk into a bar.
They eat the bar man, who happens to be Dave Dresden. |
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| jonSun |
| What happened to him :conf: |
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| dinoXpress |
Looks good on gray as well ;) |
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| DaveSZ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
What happened to him :conf: |
First George and Carl glaze Dave Dresden with a honey wine sauce, and then they roast him slowly over an open pit in order to maximize tenderness. To maximize flavor they are sure to use mesquite chips.
They quarrel amongst themselves about who gets the drumsticks, as they are both fans of drumsticks.
That’s when Josh Gabriel walks in guns a blazing, but his Johnny Depp-come-lately hail of lead meets with little fanfare amongst the bar patrons.
The hail of bullets ricochet of Cox and Acosta’s mighty guts, and Josh Gabriel takes his seat behind Rosa Parks on St. Peter’s bus number 9.
I hope that clears everything up. |
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