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mad things you have done when your pissed
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| DJ RozzeR |
I once went out on a friday night round local town , getting wasted , we all had coctails and stuff i went loopey for some reason im sure somebody had spiked my drink, about 2 am , i was still legless , i was with two of my mates , walking down the road i kicked a glass bottle and it smashed , for some reason i had two smash some more , and my mate joined in, I jumped into a JCB Digger and smahed it and tried to hotwire it but i failed, my mate found a tool box and he pulled out loadsa spanners which he chucked at this pub window all the glass came smashing down , proper me up , like you do we all legged it , we ended up in the center of town with loadsa bottles which i had to chuck everywhere , i went on a complete GTA rampage smashing everything in site, then 8 lads walked passed us , now there was only 3 of us and 8 of them , for some reason my mate chucked a glass bottle at them , i was walking along , then my mate shout fukin peg it they after us , i said " OFF " i looked round i saw 8 big bastards mostly black with bottles and knives running for me , now i aint a good runner , i fukin pegged it for about 7 miles , ted my sides we ended up in another fukin town , still pissed , later that morning i was in the paper as a criminal , how cool is that.
p.s im sorry for smashing your shop up Mr Patel . |
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| TranceGiant |
Well my story aint TOO mad but still...might entertain a few of you
2 months ago i walk down to that bus stop, i see the bus arriving as i had to cross the street to reach it, i ing jump and run almost got run over by some cars, when i finally stand in front of the bus...the bus driver looks into my eyes turns his head and SHUTS the DOOR!:whip: now since its not the first time some5thing like this happens..i have enough and kick the bus door whil it started to leave and what happens? The bus stops, i like ignore it and turn away..but i knew something was gonna happen...well the dríver is all mad running at me getting my papers and stuff..eventually nothing happened...well maybe i changed at least THIS guys attitude towards SERVICE |
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| King of Clubs |
Haha.. yeah you certainly act silly sometimes when you´re drunk..
A couple of years ago I got really pissed from drinking a not so nice mix of whiskey and gin. I got in a fight, climbed up on a schoolbuilding, threw a ten litre colour can over the edge so I almost killed a guy, fell a sleep on the chimney and ended up geting caught by the cops.. Aah, memories :D |
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| missdeviance |
hmmmmm......i could go on forever....but i think the maddest thing i have done is made a camp site in my front yard...hahahahha...
deviance! |
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| Gekhous |
i think my "lets see what happens when i throw my mobile into the pocket of the pooltable!! oh, it cant come out any more" story qualifies for the lamest thing i ever did when i was drunk...
or having a food fight in the train home :) |
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| {b.s.e.} |
uh, lame things that have been done while drunk.. ha, i only have a few billion of those stories. :toothless
well, one time in TO we got really hammered in an alley way (two 26ers between 3 people :rolleyes:) and i ate a gram of shrooms. all i remember is walking through a parking gate, while the gate was still down. :D the thing broke clear off. funny/odd/lame thing is, i didn't even see what i had done until the attendant was screaming at me. i was like, "What? i did that??" except i was not even articulate as that. *sigh* ah, magdom. |
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| torontotrance |
| I got sooooooooo drunk once..........i tripped over my own feet walking home.......nothing to trip my feet up.........bloody hell....probably the dumbest thing i did.......was get that drunk. |
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| Gekhous |
some other stories:
* getting hit on the nose by some guy, getting kicked outta the bar we were at & seeing ur friend come outside as well, TOTALLY pissed off, while u dunno what the happened the last 5 mins... just stood there outside, listening to my friend raging like a madman, ppl around us, were like "man that was a fight!!!" and i had NO clue of what they were talking bout!!!
** driving home on my bike from a party (5min. ride to my house), falling asleep 3x while riding & taking 15 mins to reach my home... oh well, there were ppl climbing on the roof of the building the party was held, so it wasnt just me that was totally pissed |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
I've done loads of stupid things under the influence of alcohol but a certain few I will always remember.
A friend of mine introduced his new girlfriend to me once, and I was nattering away to people and I said something that she obviously didn't like, so in my drunken state I started being all rude to her and my friend then everyone started saying what an I was being so I explode and take off, I wake up in the morning not remembering a thing, untill a friend phones me and tells me I praticially upsetted the whole pub and got really nasty with people.
Another one was when I got drunk with my two mates and we started talking some really stupid stuff and suddenely I go mad for no reason, start throwing punches, then as they try to defend themselves I grab a thick stick and start smacking them with it and it ends up me chasing them both across a graveyard, they both hide up in a tree and when I walk underneath they jump me and restrain me until I chill down.
Another one was one a news years eve we stole a space hopper from a pub one them wicked bouncy things and start being twats in the town centre with it, we end up jumping around on it my mate prentends his pregnant with the thing but in general it was quite funny cos everyone starts laughing in the street, we leave a bar after and one of my mates who'd on the chunky side ends up breaking it so we use it as some skate board thing sliding across the ice, I and at least 4 other friends end up on our ass's lol, then we go back to some girls flat, theres about 20 of us and we're so drunk my mate Gilly ruins her brand new carpet with coffee, me and another friend steal all her boyfriends beer, and everyone else trashes her living room in drunken states not bad trashing just like they were stupid and drunk. the night ends me nearly falling through Kebab shop window and winding up the Turkish workers in there most of them were in tears laughing while the boss got pissed because his daughter behind the counter was in hysterics as my friend Seb was talking drunken language to her and I was picking myself up out of the plants decorating the front window, the evening ends with being stupid and running down the road like a group of drunken twats.
And I'm no way getting into a state this new year I'll take it easy but I say that every year and look what happens |
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| {b.s.e.} |
Another one was when I got drunk with my two mates and we started talking some really stupid stuff and suddenely I go mad for no reason, start throwing punches, then as they try to defend themselves I grab a thick stick and start smacking them with it and it ends up me chasing them both across a graveyard, they both hide up in a tree and when I walk underneath they jump me and restrain me until I chill down.
i would pay a lot of money to see the video footage of that moment. :D |
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| randummboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
i would pay a lot of money to see the video footage of that moment. :D |
so would I :p :p :p |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| HAHAHA I wish I had video footage of it too, it was a classic it was almost pitch black aswell I smacked into everything trees, tombstones, walls lol, when my mates jumped me like they sat on my back to keep me pinned, and they were like 'have you calmed down yet?' and the reply from me for about 15 minutes was pure abuse it was really stupid but it makes me laugh remembering it. |
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