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Q&A at a Computer Store... LOL
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| HardTranceProd |
Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
Q: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den
and I'm thinking
about buying a computer.
A: Mac?
Q: No, the name's Lou.
A: Your computer?
Q: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
A Mac?
Q: I told you, my name's Lou.
A: What about Windows?
Q: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
A: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Q: I don't know. What will I see when I look at
the windows?
A: Wallpaper.
Q: Never mind the windows. I need a computer
and software.
A: Software for Windows?
Q: No, on the computer! I need something I can
use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do
you have?
A: Office.
Q: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend
anything?
A: I just did.
Q: You just did what?
A: Recommend something.
Q: You recommended something?
A: Yes.
Q: For my office?
A: Yes.
Q: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
A: Office.
Q: Yes, for my office!
A: I recommend Office with Windows.
Q: I already have an office with windows! OK,
let's
just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type
a proposal. What
do I need?
A: Word.
Q: What word?
A: Word in Office.
Q: The only word in office is office.
A: The Word in Office for Windows.
Q: Which word in office for windows?
A: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
Q: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you
don't
start with some straight answers, OK, forget that. Can
I watch movies on
the Internet?
A: Yes, you want Real One.
Q: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I
watch is none of
your business. Just tell me what I need!
A: Real One.
Q: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch
reels
2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them?
A: Of course.
Q: Great! With what?
A: Real One.
Q: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a
movie. What do I do?
A: You click the blue "1".
Q: I click the blue one what?
A: The blue "1".
Q: Is that different from the blue "w"?
A: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is
Word.
Q: What word?
A: The Word in Office for Windows.
Q: But there are three words in "office for
windows"!
A: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word
in the world.
Q: It is?
A: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other
Words left. It
pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
Q: And that word is real one?
A: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One
isn't even part
of Office.
Q: STOP! Don't start that again. What about
financial
bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money
with?
A: Money.
Q: That's right. What do you have?
A: Money.
Q: I need money to track my money?
A: It comes bundled with your computer.
Q: What's bundled with my computer?
A: Money.
Q: Money comes with my computer?
A: Yes. No extra charge.
Q: I get a bundle of money with my computer?
How
much?
A: One copy.
Q: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
A: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
Q: They can give you a license to copy money?
A: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)...
: Super Duper computer store. May I help you?
Q: How do I turn my computer off?
A: Click on "START"...
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| ///M |
| I wasted 3 minutes of my life. Thanks a lot. |
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| wizniz |
read 1/4
skipped to end
proceeded to stare blankly w/out emotion.
THIS AFTER I CRACKED UP UNCONTROLLABLY IN SCHOOL TODAY DUE TO CRUDE POTTY HUMOR.
try harder |
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| OrZonE |
| Mildly entertaining...but ya...:wtf: |
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| ShioN |
| that was stupid, did u made that up? |
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| victor |
| heck that was funny... |
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| StanVoid |
i think that made me somewhat depressed....
thanks |
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| adder |
| hmm, i don't think salespeople talk like that...:rolleyes: |
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| elektrikal |
| not as clever as maybe the Abbot n Costello bit but that was still pretty funny. |
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| Nsonic |
| Wheres the funny? :nervous: |
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| marcusus |
| It might've been funny if it was a real support call. No one trying to make a sale would use 1 word (haha... didn't even mean to make a pun) responses. |
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