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New Terms in Dance Music we've fashioned... (funny!)
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| jon jon |
We've been tossing these around for a while now, time to put them down on paper. funny. Please add your own, or share stories/pictures of said definitions...
“DJ Talk”: Is when you see two DJ’s in the booth sharing an intimate DJ moment before the other one comes on. IE: PvD turning to Armin and saying “ man, channel three’s gain is a little weak coming in, watch that yo”
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Outro Anxiety: Gamma gets credit for this, hilarious. It’s when you listen to a single track and the track is post breakdown, ie: in steady decline and you immediately start to get apprehensive/ nervous as you know (if you are a DJ) that you should be mixing/cuing up the next track. This coupled with ADD makes for anyone who’s ever DJ’d to immediately change to the next track only a few bars after the breakdown. Hah
Booth Party: When the is going mental in behind the DJ booth. A standard booth party must be at least 5+ guests, the hotter the girls, the better the booth party.
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“The Crunch”: A description of the new electro/wank/bleep/computer frenzy style of music being canned by the likes of Lawler, etc. The new progressive, and should not be called “electro”. Fashioned most likely by those DJ’s of Deutschland / Sveeden.
vaders: a name given to Pioneer CDJ's 1000 for their obvious resemblance to the dark lord of sith...
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in training: a term given to particular clubber who exudes the right to party on the scale of maximum length/enjoyment. Said clubber is "in training" on the path to reaching the upper echelon of elite clubbing. An accurate scale of measurement for clubbers in training can be measured in days. Those of low stamina/ high sketchbag rates would be deemed "amateurs".
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superfan: one willing to go to extreme lengths for his/her favorite DJ. No drive too far, no set time too late. Recent tracklists and tour schedules are of common knowledge. A superfan must see said favorite DJ at least ONCE out of his/her country of residence.
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electrosexual: urban male who embraces the electro progressive sound; one who is not afraid to weep during a Nic Fanciulli set. A normally straight house male who is touch with his 'all things electro' side.
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5 Star Breakdown: When you've heard the best breakdown of all time (or least you say so) it's considered a "5 Star Breakdown"
CWC: The Car Wash Crew, a large amount of males without their shirts on. |
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| techead |
:D
These are perfect , more please |
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| Irishaddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by jon jon
“DJ Talk”: Is when you see two DJ’s in the booth sharing an intimate DJ moment before the other one comes on. IE: PvD turning to Armin and saying “ man, channel three’s gain is a little weak coming in, watch that yo”
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This is like when I walked onto the balcony at the 613 amidst Kevin, Rich and Andrew all chatting.
Laura = WTF :conf: |
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| jon jon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Irishaddict
This is like when I walked onto the balcony at the 613 amidst Kevin, Rich and Andrew all chatting.
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haha yeah... less of that tho, not necessarily the discussion is about technical DJ talk, but rather that two dj's are in their little "DJ ZONE" and it should only take place in the booth.
I'll find pictures haha just wait... |
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| El Kay Dee |
| genre-cide: someone mentioned it at a party once when someone was bashing jungle and dnb once...cant remember who but i think the term is pretty obvious |
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| El Kay Dee |
heres another one:
"Twisted Breaks": when i was going thru the cds at 333 HMV, zabiela was labelled as "twisted breaks" in the parenthesis under his name in the divider...
geeez |
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| DJ_Elyot |
DJ who spends 95% of the time looking good and 5% of the time cueing up tracks and flicking the crossfader:
"In it for the chicks" |
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Elyot
DJ who spends 95% of the time looking good and 5% of the time cueing up tracks and flicking the crossfader:
"In it for the chicks" |
lemme guess what the term is....
ummm... is it.... DJ TIESTO????:eek: |
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| DJ_Elyot |
heheheh... but Tiesto can't be in it for the chicks... :haha: :haha:
Remember about 2 or 3 years ago when Tiesto was cool and everyone bashed Oakenfold instead? We had all kinds of funny names for him like:
Brokenfold
Chokenfold
Cokenfold
Croakenfold
Smokenfold
Trainwreckenfold |
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| Cosmic Fur |
Tiesto's ugly - he's in it for the money, not the chicks.
Armin's your man. |
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Elyot
heheheh... but Tiesto can't be in it for the chicks... :haha: :haha:
Remember about 2 or 3 years ago when Tiesto was cool and everyone bashed Oakenfold instead? We had all kinds of funny names for him like:
Brokenfold
Chokenfold
Cokenfold
Croakenfold
Smokenfold
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i never bashed oakenfold...but tiesto....yea he aint in it for the chicks cos hes still in the closet and just pretending to like the chicks... |
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| Matt |
Tiesticle: Anyone who has a sweater or shirt that makes them look like Tiesto.
Usage: Take off that sweater man, you look like a Tiesticle.
Sandwagoners: People that consistently request Sandstorm, or other songs that have been played out for 4+ years.
Usage: I got molested by the Sandwagoners tonight and the lock on the DJ booth door wouldn't work.
Whooring: Attempting to get the DJ to notice and acknowledge you from the DJ booth.
Usage: Look at Joe, he's waving his arms and whooring at the DJ.
Earbleeders: Conversations with people in the club that require constant repetition and yelling, resulting in diminished hearing later in life.
Usage: The music was so ing loud, I had earbleeders all night. |
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