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Sign Your Wife Up For The Fbi
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| AlphaStarred |
another great e-mail i was sent:
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all
> the background
> checks,
> > interviews, and testing were done there were 3
> finalists. Two men and
> a
> > woman.
> >
> > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
> men to a large
> metal
> > door and handed him a gun.
> >
> > "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions no matter what
> the
> > circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
> wife sitting in a
> > chair. Kill Her!"
> >
> > The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
> shoot my wife."
> > The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
> this job. Take
> your
> > wife and go home."
> >
> > The second man was given the same instructions. He
> took the gun and
> went
> > into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
> The man came out
> with
> > tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
> wife."
> >
> > The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
> > Take your wife and go home."
> >
> >
> > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
> the same
> instructions, to
> > kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
> the room. Shots were
> > heard, one after another.
> >
> > They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
> walls.
> >
> > After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and there
> stood
> > the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
> >
> > "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had
> to beat him to
> death
> > with the chair."
> >
> >
> >
> > MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!
Pardon the mess : o |
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| Sunsnail |
| :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| DjConfessions |
| i like the sadistic |
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| Orbital32 |
| its the CIA, not the FBI. The CIA does the covert stuff and have the "hardcore" angents. |
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| hitokiri |
| :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Lepanto |
| hahha dumb bitch :p |
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| SuspicionVandit |
hehe
it sounded familiar
good joke :) |
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| jdat |
| repost times one thousand million dollars rubbles |
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| getfoul |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
repost times one thousand million dollars rubbles |
repost number 2005 |
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| noikeee |
| :stongue: @ the joke and :stongue: @ the bump |
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