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Professional Hero seeks All-Purpose Assistant/Sidekick!!!
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| Lepanto |
NOT A JOKE...
Hello, my name is Cloud Starchaser, I am an aspiring professional hero and I am looking for an all purpose assistant to handle various tasks in the running of my professional hero team Heroic Destiny Squad.
FIRST OF ALL: THIS IS NOT A JOKE AD! I WOULD NOT BE PAYING THE $100 IT COSTS TO POST THIS THING IN 4 CATEGORIES FOR A JOKE!
Now since I am currently (to my knowledge) the only aspiring professional hero currently in existence there are no other jobs like this. Basically you will be responsible for organizing things and helping out in various ways with our operations here at Heroic Destiny Squad, the world's #1 professional hero team (well we are #1 by default since there are no others right now, but if any others pop up we might slide to last place since we're not doing so hot). Here are some examples of tasks you might do:
If I need a motorcycle (well a Cloudcycle), you would be responsible for preparing reports on places to buy them, where to get paint jobs, and how to get them.
If I need graphic artists to design stuff for my website you would be responsible for placing ads and searching for artists and all.
You would also be responsible for helping with production aspects because I am working on a T.V. Show.
You would often be working as a camera-person. I will teach you how to do it if you don't know how. You will be using a small prosumer camera, the DVX-100A.
You might also be doing some editing and other film related work. you don't have to know this stuff now but you should be smart enough that you can learn these things quickly.
Also right now I don't have an office and I work from home but my roommate is moving back to Philly so I thought it would be better to find an assistant rather than some random roommate. So you would be living here at my headquarters in Bay Ridge and have your own bedroom for free.
Listen this probably sounds like a joke or that I'm some kind of weirdo but it's completely real and I know what I'm doing. Currently I am working on making a pilot episode for our T.V. show and working on my website. I hope to build up large traffic to make money off of ads and merchandise and then break into mainstream T.V. As we are a real hero team, we fight real villains. Right now our main mission is stopping the persecution of Falun Gong by the Chinese Communist Party.
Here is my website where you can learn about me and the squad. I am the leader Cloud Starchaser.
http://www.heroicdestinysquad.com/
Right now I am working on getting a budget for hiring an assistant so I'm not sure if I will have the money yet, but I am looking for resumes from interested parties in the hopes things will work out.
Also if anyone wouldn't mind working as a part time assistant in exchange for a free room that would be fine too.
Please, you must include your age, bio, and a picture in your application.
IMPORTANT: I WILL BE DOCUMENTING A LOT OF THE THINGS THAT GO ON WITH MY TEAM, SO YOU WILL BE FILMED AND POTENTIALLY BE IN OUR SHOW OR ON OUR WEBSITE. YOU HAVE TO BE OK WITH THIS KIND OF EXPOSURE.
This job is probably a pretty good opportunity for someone looking to break into either show business or human rights. Well more show business than human rights because we don't do human rights traditionally and I don't think we're going to have a lot of fans at Amnesty International when we break out the Moogle Girls in skimpy outfits for our fund raisers. But good for an actor or actress or a camera guy or just anyone who wants to have fun and save the day and become rich and famous all at once.
PRIORITY WILL GO TO CUTE GIRLS! This is because since everything is filmed and written on the website and blog, everything about us is public. So I'd rather have a cute girl assistant living with me than some guy or else everyone will think I'm gay or something, as you can tell by how they talk about Batman and Robin.
So please submit a resume and picture and bio if interested and I will arrange an interview. Also please state if you could do the job for just a free room because then you'll get priority, like if you're in college and in exchange for the free room would help out part time.
Also: Our motto is "Sex, Drugs, and Human Rights!" And I dress like an anime character from a Final Fantasy game.
Here again is our website so you can learn about the team. There are others in it but I am the leader and main driving force behind everything.
http://www.heroicdestinysquad.com/
Also if anyone wants they can repost this ad anywhere since it's hard to find good sidekick assistants these days.
My e-mail is [email protected]
Job location is Bay Ridge, Brooklyn
Compensation: Free room + maybe $1,500 - $2,000 a month or so
Hiring Organization: Heroic Destiny Squad
SOURCE IS HERE!
what the hell is this?! lol |
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| riskytrader |
| One of my friends once asked me to evaluate one of my closest frienships and ask myself (and them) "in this friendship are you the superhero or the sidekick?" Made for quite an interesting discussion. I think we both realized we were each other's sidekick! |
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| DjConfessions |
| i remember seeing an "ad" like this in a newspaper that asked for "assistant for time travel" |
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| Ygrene |
Cloud Starchaser might be the worst hero name I've ever heard.
Um, good for him for trying something new though? |
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| Vlad |
| My superhero name would be... Fat Cobra. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lepanto
FIRST OF ALL: THIS IS NOT A JOKE AD! I WOULD NOT BE PAYING THE $100 IT COSTS TO POST THIS THING IN 4 CATEGORIES FOR A JOKE!
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but... craigslist is free! |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
but... craigslist is free! |
that's a hilarious avatar |
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| LuNaSeA |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
but... craigslist is free! |
not if it's the job listing section... they started charging for posting there.. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
not if it's the job listing section... they started charging for posting there.. |
super heroes really do exist!!! :eek: |
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