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The Log (pg. 2)
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| ghille |
| teh phantom ter strikes again!!!!!!:wtf: :wtf: |
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| *~*Angelblue*~* |
| who dropped the log?? |
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| The Peach |
| lmfao. omfg. that is the most heinous act of vulgarity i have heard of in a long time. i mean, i could understand it if the fecal matter was in a brown paper lunch bag on fire on your front porch (being halloween and such), but in your bedroom? wtf! kick some ass alisa. |
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| trance-singer |
| I suspect 2 people: 1. Sadly enough my husband b/c he was OUT OF HIS mind, well like usual. Or 2. Brad, just b/c he was so sick to begin with. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by ghille
teh phantom ter strikes again!!!!!!:wtf: :wtf: |
hahahaha nice one!
i think i shall dub whoever it is the phantom ter!:tongue2 |
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| ghille |
| the nefarious nogoodnik T3h phantom t3r:wtf: |
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| Mr. Hankey |
I know most of you do not know me and did not get to meet me at the Halloween party on Saturday but I would like to introduce myself and tell you about my bad experience meeting you.
First off, I am the "Log" that you'll are posting about! I would prefer to be referred to as Mr. Hankey or Poo. (Don't make fun, my mother was Chinese food and named me Poo! I know it is ironic that my mother named me, a pile of , Poo. But if you think I have never heard the jokes growing up, you are wrong!) Now with the names out of the way, I would like to talk about how I was treated as a new comer in your group. I hear such great things so I decided to venture out and drop by to meet some of you. Do you have any idea how long of a drive it was for me to come there?!? About 9 hours down the Hershey Highway and that is if there is no traffic near the large intestine connector. So after 9 hours I would like at least a little hospitality! SO I dropped by, nervous I might add about how people would accept me, but I gathered the courage and made the effort. Is it my fault the first room I came to was the bedroom?!? No, if someone would have come along a bit earlier I might have been able to get directions to the kitchen or living room but as it was I got stuck in the bedroom. Not so bad, there was a guy passed out on the floor and a few dogs to sniff around and introduce themselves. They were quite nice I might add, the fuzzy one even licked me a bit. (Once that dog starts licking it is just too friendly to stop!) So the beats were going and I decided to make my presence known to everyone. Just as I started to get going, I hear someone yell out, "What is that smell?" Ok let me explain, I know I smelled! I just spent 9 hours in the brown lane and I did not have a chance to get myself cleaned up! It could not have been that bad and you could be a little more politically correct about it. Think of my feelings here! So finally I get noticed by a slutty nurse. She bent down to shake my hand and without another word turned away in disgust! Was it something I said?!? I don't know you tell me. All I hear is "Who put this in my room?!? Who Funking in my room? There is a big fat in my room!!" Is that anyway to welcome a guest?!? Calling me fat and making me feel self conscious?!? Just because you are a perfect body little blond tart, doesn't give you a right to make fun of me. I have a low metabolism, it is not my fault that I am heavy!! Before I know it she is grabbing me all over and throwing me in the bathroom! I mean, I was still warm from the trip, I hadn't even had time to chill out for a bit! Next thing I know, I am being shown the third door down the drain! It is like showing up to a trendy club and being shoved out the back door because you are not one of the "in crowd"! Is that all you ATLTA's are, pretentious jerks?!? Too good to allow a little Poo like me into your party!!! Maybe I need to make it down to Flordia and visit the FLTA's, I hear they are more accepting of people like me!! So now I have spent the past 40 hours in a septic tank, lonely with the lowest self-esteem of my life! Thanks! I just wanted to give y'all a piece of advice, next time a new Poo-like newcomer shows up at a party that you are throwing, don't make fun of him. We all have feelings!!! There might be a time when you are stuck in a mental institution, flinging your own feces around the room, and you need someone like me to be a friend and talk to you. You do not want to burn bridges!! I hope this is a lesson to you and maybe if you learn to become more welcoming, I might try to meet y'all again one day! Maybe I will even spin my sick on the decks!! |
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| Sunsnail |
I'll be first to say...
welcome to TA :D |
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| nchs09 |
| bobby FUK SAKE. make paragraphs that is hard to rread :p |
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| Zer0GeEz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Hankey
I know most of you do not know me and did not get to meet me at the Halloween party on Saturday but I would like to introduce myself and tell you about my bad experience meeting you.
First off, I am the "Log" that you'll are posting about! I would prefer to be referred to as Mr. Hankey or Poo. (Don't make fun, my mother was Chinese food and named me Poo! I know it is ironic that my mother named me, a pile of , Poo. But if you think I have never heard the jokes growing up, you are wrong!) Now with the names out of the way, I would like to talk about how I was treated as a new comer in your group. I hear such great things so I decided to venture out and drop by to meet some of you. Do you have any idea how long of a drive it was for me to come there?!? About 9 hours down the Hershey Highway and that is if there is no traffic near the large intestine connector. So after 9 hours I would like at least a little hospitality! SO I dropped by, nervous I might add about how people would accept me, but I gathered the courage and made the effort. Is it my fault the first room I came to was the bedroom?!? No, if someone would have come along a bit earlier I might have been able to get directions to the kitchen or living room but as it was I got stuck in the bedroom. Not so bad, there was a guy passed out on the floor and a few dogs to sniff around and introduce themselves. They were quite nice I might add, the fuzzy one even licked me a bit. (Once that dog starts licking it is just too friendly to stop!) So the beats were going and I decided to make my presence known to everyone. Just as I started to get going, I hear someone yell out, "What is that smell?" Ok let me explain, I know I smelled! I just spent 9 hours in the brown lane and I did not have a chance to get myself cleaned up! It could not have been that bad and you could be a little more politically correct about it. Think of my feelings here! So finally I get noticed by a slutty nurse. She bent down to shake my hand and without another word turned away in disgust! Was it something I said?!? I don't know you tell me. All I hear is "Who put this in my room?!? Who Funking in my room? There is a big fat in my room!!" Is that anyway to welcome a guest?!? Calling me fat and making me feel self conscious?!? Just because you are a perfect body little blond tart, doesn't give you a right to make fun of me. I have a low metabolism, it is not my fault that I am heavy!! Before I know it she is grabbing me all over and throwing me in the bathroom! I mean, I was still warm from the trip, I hadn't even had time to chill out for a bit! Next thing I know, I am being shown the third door down the drain! It is like showing up to a trendy club and being shoved out the back door because you are not one of the "in crowd"! Is that all you ATLTA's are, pretentious jerks?!? Too good to allow a little Poo like me into your party!!! Maybe I need to make it down to Flordia and visit the FLTA's, I hear they are more accepting of people like me!! So now I have spent the past 40 hours in a septic tank, lonely with the lowest self-esteem of my life! Thanks! I just wanted to give y'all a piece of advice, next time a new Poo-like newcomer shows up at a party that you are throwing, don't make fun of him. We all have feelings!!! There might be a time when you are stuck in a mental institution, flinging your own feces around the room, and you need someone like me to be a friend and talk to you. You do not want to burn bridges!! I hope this is a lesson to you and maybe if you learn to become more welcoming, I might try to meet y'all again one day! Maybe I will even spin my sick on the decks!! |
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| CyberneticAngel |
hahahaha
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| aka "O" |
OMG....i am crying!!!!!
this is ing hilarious!!! no joke i really am crying from laughing so hard.
Brandon, only you can think up something so funny...hats off to you for making the "poo" incident hilarious! |
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