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There goes a narwhale....here comes a bikini whale!
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| tribu |
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Down, down
Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'
Down, down
Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE! |
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| Subey |
Alligator, alligator, hump-backed whale,
These are the things that I see when I sail
Far away to quiet island
I go there when I'm laughing
I go there when I cry
I go there just to say hello
I go to say good-buy
Ripened, stiffened, hardened by the breeze
Floating through the open air, clinging to the trees
All the while on quiet island
Simple crystal wishes,
open pin-prick sky.
Losing track of all the little
lifetimes going buy.
I lie on quiet island,
But I'm hungry for the morning.
So knowing, growing,
up goes the sail.
Fighting through the tempest
that the dreamy wind inhales
I head home from quiet island. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
alligator pie, alligator pie
if i don't get some
i think i'm going to die |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
rub a dub dub two men in a tub
not a ghey bath just a manly scrub
One of them yells out in painus
& looks down at his red sore anus
Rock lobster
The wifey is serving up port
to the blokes in lounge watching sport
Suddenly the televsion explodes in a 'boom'
& red shell flies all over the room
Rock lobster. |
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| jupiterone |
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Ernie,
it's your bedtime
we're gonna party 'cause
it's your bedtime
we gon' sip Bacardi 'cause
it's your bedtime
make sure to take your rubber duck cause it's your bedtime
You can find me in da tub
with my mister Bob
listen to this pretty sound
it comes from my rubber duck
I'm in to sitting down
I ain't used to standing up
so come, give me a hug
if you're in to getting scrubbed |
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