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| allcentury18 |
| how many Communion wafers would you have to eat to consume a whole Jesus? |
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| Azz3D |
| none because jesus doesnt exist |
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| Sunsnail |
| It's impossible. Say you eat a wafer. You use the bathroom. Your wastes go back into the ground. Its recycled and a new wafer is made from plants that are made from your crap. Its the never ending story. The only way to eat all of jesus is to not flush your toilet after going to church. You could also try hiring a well-known DJ to try and eat all the wafers |
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| EriK_V |
hahaha, that actually made me laugh.
"i got his leg!"
"oh, i got his arm!" |
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| allcentury18 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
It's impossible. Say you eat a wafer. You use the bathroom. Your wastes go back into the ground. Its recycled and a new wafer is made from plants that are made from your crap. Its the never ending story. The only way to eat all of jesus is to not flush your toilet after going to church. You could also try hiring a well-known DJ to try and eat all the wafers |
what about the asian guy who can eat 50 hot dogs. i betcha he could eat a whole jesus via wafers |
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| eye_03 |
| how much would he tip the waiter? |
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| BTG |
| haha, i'm going to steal this whole thread and post it in another board and take all the credit. :toocool: |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by allcentury18
what about the asian guy who can eat 50 hot dogs. i betcha he could eat a whole jesus via wafers |
:rofl: |
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| dinoXpress |
Lets say, 1 commmunion wafer = 2 or 3 grams?
jesus was a skinny bastard, maybe, 55 kilos?
18300-27500 wafers. |
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| SpecRadio |
| quote: | Originally posted by eye_03
how much would he tip the waiter? |
Wow. Just ruined the thread.
Wrong timing. |
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| allcentury18 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Lets say, 1 commmunion wafer = 2 or 3 grams?
jesus was a skinny bastard, maybe, 55 kilos?
18300-27500 wafers. |
they sell wafers... err i mean, jesus... by 1lb boxes right? so... if our lil' asian friend could just east 150 boxes of jesus... |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by allcentury18
.. if our lil' asian friend could just east 150 boxes of jesus... |
Then he would become jesus! |
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