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Happy Birthday Masonious!!! (pg. 5)
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
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Thanks man, that was real special :*) |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Holy crap!
it's your birthday again already?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASON!!!!
p.s. - don't slap me |
Well as Xeno pointed out in another thread, I'm a gigantic fatass, also known as, "Planet X" I exist between the sun and Mercury and have a solar year of 2.8 Earth days which is why my birthdays fall in close proximity. I can't slap you because the skin folds on my arms have grown over my bed sheets and I am now immobile due to my unbelievable obesity. Thank you Xeno for bringing up such a painful subject. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| But as you say Masonious, there are some tremendous benefits by having your own gravity field. You can pull in the chicks as they go past & get caught in your event horizon. Your orbiting revolution is 5 times quicker than earth so you will be 450 by the time you die. That's rather impressive. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
But as you say Masonious, there are some tremendous benefits by having your own gravity field. You can pull in the chicks as they go past & get caught in your event horizon. Your orbiting revolution is 5 times quicker than earth so you will be 450 by the time you die. That's rather impressive. |
I'm telling you it's not that great, queen Aliens are ty in bed, you should know this Mr. "LV-247". Or have you never had a queen Alien? Ohhhhh disssssssssssssssssssss |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
I'm telling you it's not that great, queen Aliens are ty in bed, you should know this Mr. "LV-247". Or have you never had a queen Alien? Ohhhhh disssssssssssssssssssss |
it's "LV-426"!!! hOW cOuLD yOU MAkE thAT mISTAKE??!!!!
dont let your imagination take control of you. The Queen alien would impregnate anyone. You're not special! She is just a slut. ohhhhh yerrrr double dissssssssssssssss!!! |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
it's "LV-426"!!! hOW cOuLD yOU MAkE thAT mISTAKE??!!!!
dont let your imagination take control of you. The Queen alien would impregnate anyone. You're not special! She is just a slut. ohhhhh yerrrr double dissssssssssssssss!!! |
me, owned...ummm, the 7 key is right next to the 6
and i know about the Queen...she never returned my calls so i figured :(
again, thanks for bringing up a painful subject.
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
it's "LV-426"!!! hOW cOuLD yOU MAkE thAT mISTAKE??!!!!
dont let your imagination take control of you. The Queen alien would impregnate anyone. You're not special! She is just a slut. ohhhhh yerrrr double dissssssssssssssss!!! |
Wait...CAN the queen impregnate people? I don't think so. Only a FACEHUGGER and whatever impregnates her!!!
you N00000000B!!!! |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
Wait...CAN the queen impregnate people? I don't think so. Only a FACEHUGGER and whatever impregnates her!!!
you N00000000B!!!! |
well, a face hugger comes out from the queens vagina...
here, let me draw you a schematic:
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
well, a face hugger comes out from the queens vagina...
here, let me draw you a schematic:
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your a totl jeanyis! |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
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your a totl jeanyis! |
:stongue: :stongue: A work buddy walked past as I was finishing it in mspaint & he cracked up behind me! :wtf: |
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