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What not to put on a resume
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"Good at candyland and chutes & ladders"

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Vlad
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

Self Employed, Manhattan, New York, 1995-2002
Customer Service
- The customer asked, I serviced.
Ygrene
Desired Position: buttsekz!
Floorfiller
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Originally posted by Ygrene
Desired Position: buttsekz!


:stongue: :stongue:

that might get you a job :wtf:
nchs09
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Desired Position: buttsekz!
:haha: :haha:
Masonious
Ranked #1 in Seattle area for killing drifters to attain erection without legal repercussions.
verndogs
Professional message board post whore
DjConfessions
"do not write anything in this area"
"ok"

-homer simpson
LeopoldStotch
Name: got one (check)
Address: i do not wear one. i am a guy
Sex: about twice to three times a week, depending on how much time i spend with my girlfriend and myself
City: i usually see two t's , not just one t on a daily basis.
State: sane
Zip Code: I usually zip my jeans up
Qualifications: watching tv, professional cheeseball champion, Frat heavy vodka drinker contest winner (Feb 01 - May 01)
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