This guy is supremely badass
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VERTiG0 |
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...5110201525.html
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Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom
The Associated Press
Wednesday, November 2, 2005; 1:02 PM
BENTONVILLE, Ark. -- For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.
Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.
Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.
"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom _ "jumping back and forth across the bed."
Goldsberry entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.
Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.
"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said.
At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.
Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat. |
AAAAAAWESOME
tl;dr
man kills huge buck deer with bare hands. |
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rabbitjoker |
quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
Goldsberry intended to have the deer processed for its meat. |
Now that is the ... ;) |
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VERTiG0 |
I still think he was protecting his daughter's chastity. |
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nycionx |
wut the fuk? :eyespop: lol |
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Tygon |
quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.
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hehe... his name is Gay...
Truly awesome tho... definetly something worthy of bragging about for the rest of your LIFE... |
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VERTiG0 |
Damn straight, who doesn't want to wrestle the out of a live animal at some point in their life? I want to try my hand out against an octopus. A big one. |
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zoogla |
quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
Damn straight, who doesn't want to wrestle the out of a live animal at some point in their life? I want to try my hand out against an octopus. A big one. |
Cale intended for the octupus to be processed for calamari. |
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EvilTree |
quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
Cale intended for the octupus to be processed for calamari. |
Ahahahah. I love you guys! |
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rabbitjoker |
Squid... Squid... |
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EvilTree |
quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Squid... Squid... |
I miss seafood. Especially raw squid and octopus. So good. |
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Tygon |
One time I had to wrestle a sex-crazed Orca away from my drunk friend on his 25th birthday. If I hadn't taken her out she woulda surly smothered him during some crazy whale-lovin... :toothless
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VERTiG0 |
quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Squid... Squid... |
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