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| ierxium |
-hits on his best friend's sister.
-occupies two parking spots in a busy area.
-doesn't tip after a decent service.
-copies the work from a fellow student and later on takes the credit.
-keeps pointing out others' faults without ever looking at his own.
-says he's gotta big surprise and then hesitates to say what it is.
-doesn't know when to use "who" or "that" in a sentence.
-spends more than an hour getting ready to go out.
-says he's going to call but doesn't.
-hits the "reply" key only to be the first to flame a decent thread.
-creates multiple accounts on a forum.
-drives recklessly cutting in front of other drivers.
-tries to look at other people's genitals when in public bathrooms, or anywhere else for that matter.
-constantly hits the F5 button.
-downloads porn and doesn't share it.
-dances without a shirt making the guys who don't workout look and feel bad.
-buys crappy beer.
-makes the non-druggies feel uncool.
-dates a girl only for the sex.
-snores as if he had subwoofers.
-doesn't share drugs/music/beer/etc.
-has never failed a course.
-returns movies/books/etc. late.
-fails to get the joke when it's told and gets it an hour later.
-forgets he was meeting with a friend who doesn't have a car to go somewhere and goes by himself.
-doesn't have a car.
-can't do an oil change.
-needs viagra at an early age.
-nominates someone for a job s/he is not familiar.
-fights with the wrong person.
-lies.
-lies after he had lied and was discovered.
-doesn't turn off the cellphone where it has to be turned off or put on vibrate.
-answers the phone in a place where he shouldn't, this is if it isn't a real emergency.
-pays for sex.
-sexes for pay.
-cheers for a crappy team.
-masturbates in public.
-doesn't understand and doesn't ask for an explanation.
-runs out of material.
-copies someone else's material.
-justs waits for the opportunity to make someone else look bad.
-doesn't like animals (some are very tasty, dead and fried of course)
-jumps and screams when he sees a mouse.
-dates a younger girls, and I mean young. Damn pedos!
-learns he didn't win a day or more later.
-doesn't know when to stop.
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| Arbiter |
| Lying is a valuable skill, and if you don't practice, you won't be any good at it. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
-says he's gotta big surprise and then hesitates to say what it is.
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| Ygrene |
...makes a post so long that other cor-whores won't be arsed to read it.
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
...makes a post so long that other cor-whores won't be arsed to read it.
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| CleverName |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
Lying is a valuable skill, and if you don't practice, you won't be any good at it. |
~Garak ;) |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | | -doesn't tip after a decent service. |
OH GOD |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
-hits on his best friend's sister. cute as she is, she's faaaaaar too young
-occupies two parking spots in a busy area. I dont drive
-doesn't tip after a decent service. Decent service? there's no such thing
-copies the work from a fellow student and later on takes the credit. nah, no point in stooping to other people's lows
-keeps pointing out others' faults without ever looking at his own. got me there :D
-says he's gotta big surprise and then hesitates to say what it is. you can't really blame she-males for that sort of thing
-doesn't know when to use "who" or "that" in a sentence. never come across this, more annoyed by 'could of' instead of 'could have'
-spends more than an hour getting ready to go out. metro baby!
-says he's going to call but doesn't. talk is cheap, typing is cheaper
-hits the "reply" key only to be the first to flame a decent thread.no comprende
-creates multiple accounts on a forum. teh lose indeed
-drives recklessly cutting in front of other drivers. as per parking one
-tries to look at other people's genitals when in public bathrooms, or anywhere else for that matter. is imagining ok?
-constantly hits the F5 button. guilty
-downloads porn and doesn't share it. also guilty
-dances without a shirt making the guys who don't workout look and feel bad. back in the day, not any more
-buys crappy beer. pfffft
-makes the non-druggies feel uncool. cant change that they feel the way they are
-dates a girl only for the sex. it was kinda crap
-snores as if he had subwoofers. lol, thank god no
-doesn't share drugs/music/beer/etc. I do all the above :D
-has never failed a course. :D
-returns movies/books/etc. late. just dont rent things
-fails to get the joke when it's told and gets it an hour later. is my name Bo-ron?
-forgets he was meeting with a friend who doesn't have a car to go somewhere and goes by himself.I have no car either, so moot point
-doesn't have a car. zing!
-can't do an oil change. double zing!
-needs viagra at an early age. not bloody likely!
-nominates someone for a job s/he is not familiar. revenge can be sweet
-fights with the wrong person.I'd rather shad the wrong person
-lies.nto a fan
-lies after he had lied and was discovered. sucks ass
-doesn't turn off the cellphone where it has to be turned off or put on vibrate.My phone is always on silent
-answers the phone in a place where he shouldn't, this is if it isn't a real emergency. nope
-pays for sex. I couldnt afford the calibre of woman I'd like
-sexes for pay. interesting career path tho...
-cheers for a crappy team.boo to teams in general
-masturbates in public. :wtf:
-doesn't understand and doesn't ask for an explanation. negatory
-runs out of material. sometimes
-copies someone else's matereal. as above
-justs waits for the opportunity to make someone else look bad. nah, but if the opportunity presents itself and the person deserves it...
-doesn't like animals (some are very tasty, dead and fried of course) I wub my puppies
-jumps and screams when he sees a mouse.I wouldnt spend much near my pc now would I?
-dates a younger girls, and I mean young. Damn pedos!those days are long gone
-learns he didn't win a day or more later.there was competition?
-doesn't know when to stop.well, in my defence, I am unbelievably bored
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ierxium
-hits on his best friend's sister.
-says he's going to call but doesn't.
-makes the non-druggies feel uncool.
-dates a girl only for the sex.
-has never failed a course.
-returns movies/books/etc. late.
-lies.
-cheers for a crappy team.
-dates a younger girls, and I mean young. Damn pedos!
-doesn't know when to stop.
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Guilty as charged! |
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| Slylee |
| don't be that guy who brags about having certain tunes on mp3 and not sharing. |
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