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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Ygrene (pg. 2)
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
I try to be nice to anyone I know but put up with zero from people i don't know.
I still recall some wit in the passenger side of a lowered civic asking me, "What the I was looking at?" when I was waiting to cross the street to see a friend play guitar at a coffee shop. I walked toward the car and he started rolling up the window so I opened the door and slapped him as hard as I could. He tried to swing at me so pulled him out and beat the out of him. I don't let my anger get the best of me anymore though, it's been years but I used to get in fights all the time even though that totally wasn't my personality, I couldn't stand backing down from a confrontation. Totally not worth it as I always felt like afterward so now I'm Captain Sweetheart |
holy |
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| trance4life627 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
I try to be nice to anyone I know but put up with zero from people i don't know.
I still recall some wit in the passenger side of a lowered civic asking me, "What the I was looking at?" when I was waiting to cross the street to see a friend play guitar at a coffee shop. I walked toward the car and he started rolling up the window so I opened the door and slapped him as hard as I could. He tried to swing at me so pulled him out and beat the out of him. I don't let my anger get the best of me anymore though, it's been years but I used to get in fights all the time even though that totally wasn't my personality, I couldn't stand backing down from a confrontation. Totally not worth it as I always felt like afterward so now I'm Captain Sweetheart |
haha thats funny as hell |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
I try to be nice to anyone I know but put up with zero from people i don't know.
I still recall some wit in the passenger side of a lowered civic asking me, "What the I was looking at?" when I was waiting to cross the street to see a friend play guitar at a coffee shop. I walked toward the car and he started rolling up the window so I opened the door and slapped him as hard as I could. He tried to swing at me so pulled him out and beat the out of him. I don't let my anger get the best of me anymore though, it's been years but I used to get in fights all the time even though that totally wasn't my personality, I couldn't stand backing down from a confrontation. Totally not worth it as I always felt like afterward so now I'm Captain Sweetheart |
i call fakery...only doppleganger stormy could pull that off :o |
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| Masonious |
| The funniest part was that I drove a ty 62 bug so after that me and my car chittered off into the night. Any badass points I thought I had gained immediately left me :( |
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| smokemape |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
you know what u shoulda done? u shoulda took his wallet and found out his parents phone number. then you say "I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your sons gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe him, feed him, and care for him for the rest of your lives." then they go "oh my god" and you so "no no. i'm kidding. he's just dead" and then u run him over with his lowered civic and then go to pep boys and unlower it |
WTF was that far fetched rant about? You wouldn't kill someone who insults you.
I had a similar occurence one time back in the day when I was a carpenter and built houses for a living. My truck was broke down, so my wife (now the ex) picked me up after a long day of work and even put a damn towel on the front passenger seat of her car so I wouldn't get it dirty. We stopped by a 7-11 so I could get a six pack on the way home. When I started in the store, this punk in the car next to ours started making comments to my wife (she was a hottie). I told her she was my wife, and he said " you MF" or words to that effect. I reached past the driver of the car and grabbed the little ****** out of the front passenger seat and drug him out the driver side window. After I started pounding some sense in him, my wife started yelling for me to stop. So I did, and threw him across the hood. Then I went and got my six pack. End of story.
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
I try to be nice to anyone I know but put up with zero from people i don't know.
I still recall some wit in the passenger side of a lowered civic asking me, "What the I was looking at?" when I was waiting to cross the street to see a friend play guitar at a coffee shop. I walked toward the car and he started rolling up the window so I opened the door and slapped him as hard as I could. He tried to swing at me so pulled him out and beat the out of him. I don't let my anger get the best of me anymore though, it's been years but I used to get in fights all the time even though that totally wasn't my personality, I couldn't stand backing down from a confrontation. Totally not worth it as I always felt like afterward so now I'm Captain Sweetheart |
This makes me want to slap someone right now!
brb I'm going to the gym for some slappery |
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| trance4life627 |
| obviously the ape doesnt watch family guy |
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| LeopoldStotch |
im pretty much that way also ...
especially when i am with my computer, playing basketball, or video games ..
when i am playing WOW ( :rolleyes: ), i usually like to talk and shout to myself saying "yeah you like it like that huh?", "give it to me bitch! i can take it!" , "up the ass! you can't handle this "...
:rolleyes:
basketball, cant count how many times i have kicked a ball, or put a foot mark on a wooden fence ...
it's our competitive nature ..
don't get next to me when i am watching football or basketball on tv or the arena...
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Masonious, if you really had muscles the total weight of them would equal to exactly the same amount of body fat in your thumb. Can you even fit out of the door of your house you fat bastard? The bed sheets would have grafted onto your skin by now. Your momma has to wear hiking gear to climb over your belly & then uses a pulley system to lower a horse into your mouth for an entree every evening. An industrial straw goes from your bedroom to the pool in your back yard & it has to be filled up every second day. One of your farts has enough gas in it to supply the worlds natural gas companies for a year. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Masonious, if you really had muscles the total weight of them would equal to exactly the same amount of body fat in your thumb. Can you even fit out of the door of your house you fat bastard? The bed sheets would have grafted onto your skin by now. Your momma has to wear hiking gear to climb over your belly & then uses a pulley system to lower a horse into your mouth for an entree every evening. An industrial straw goes from your bedroom to the pool in your back yard & it has to be filled up every second day. One of your farts has enough gas in it to supply natural gas companies for a year. |
Well look who it is, Mr. "I won't post in Mason's ing BIRTHDAY thread!!!!!!!"
I refuse to answer any of your questions.
You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!!!
-Captain Sweetheart |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Masonious, if you really had muscles the total weight of them would equal to exactly the same amount of body fat in your thumb. Can you even fit out of the door of your house you fat bastard? The bed sheets would have grafted onto your skin by now. Your momma has to wear hiking gear to climb over your belly & then uses a pulley system to lower a horse into your mouth for an entree every evening. An industrial straw goes from your bedroom to the pool in your back yard & it has to be filled up every second day. One of your farts has enough gas in it to supply the worlds natural gas companies for a year. |
If there was a program on TV that just featured yours and Mason's posts, I'd watch it. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
Well look who it is, Mr. "I won't post in Mason's ing BIRTHDAY thread!!!!!!!"
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links or stfu! :wtf: |
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