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| Ripped Bag |
So I cut off all communication with my ex a while back. Well we have mutual friends and I get an email from one just earlier and I read it
"I'm doing ok, and did you know your ex is having a baby?"
I got so freaked out, until my 10th finger popped up, and I re-read "having".
Been ten months, and I was pretty damn sure I pulled out every time.
Anyone else ever had a quick scare? |
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| Sunsnail |
| LOL, feeling relieved aren't, mr. ripped condom |
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| Ripped Bag |
| a combination of relief, and surprise... |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
So I cut off all communication with my ex a while back. Well we have mutual friends and I get an email from one just earlier and I read it
"I'm doing ok, and did you know your ex is having a baby?"
I got so freaked out, until my 10th finger popped up, and I re-read "having".
Been ten months, and I was pretty damn sure I pulled out every time.
Anyone else ever had a quick scare? |
Not since that Indian girl got pregnant when I screwed her at a party when I was a teen...
Lol!
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Orielle - All I Know (4 Tune 500 Mix) |
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| Ripped Bag |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Not since that Indian girl got pregnant when I screwed her at a party when I was a teen...
Lol!
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Orielle - All I Know (4 Tune 500 Mix) |
Farm animals aren't Indians! |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
Farm animals aren't Indians! |
Lol! I thought she was two legged at the time!
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
So I cut off all communication with my ex a while back. Well we have mutual friends and I get an email from one just earlier and I read it
"I'm doing ok, and did you know your ex is having a baby?"
I got so freaked out, until my 10th finger popped up, and I re-read "having".
Been ten months, and I was pretty damn sure I pulled out every time.
Anyone else ever had a quick scare? |
holy compressed version, batman! |
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| jonSun |
I got an ex pregnat. So I just threw down the stairs so she would miss carrige. It worked.
i keed i keed
Had a couple real scares with ex's being late & but thats about it. As I look back now i was only concerned with the price of the abortion. |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Orielle - All I Know (4 Tune 500 Mix) |
Piece of song. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
I got an ex pregnat. So I just threw down the stairs so she would miss carrige. It worked.
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Is it terribly wrong that I laughed.
It's because I knew it wasn't real. But I LOL'd. |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by dinoXpress
Piece of song. |
'Spose you like "Spanky Plays the Spoons" down in Beulah, Mississippi better then? Wouldn't expect a fool like you to appreciate good trance music anyhow...
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
'Spose you like "Spanky Does the Spoons" down in Beulah, Mississippi better then? Wouldn't expect a fool like you to appreciate good trance music anyhow...
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I wouldn't exactly call anything by or remixed by 4 tune 500 "trance"... |
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