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rofl i met the biggest liar today
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| Haunted |
so i was at a bar today and i meet this girl, she goes to a culinary school around here. she's from amsterdam (supposedly) and knows tiesto (supposedldy) she says that he's really cool in person, even cooler than pvd and armin!
so ge this, tiesto (supposedly) is goin to visit her for a week sinc ethey used to date for a year (supposedly)
she wasn't even that hot, what a ing ****. |
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| DjConfessions |
| tiseto isn't that hot either so i guess he'll whatever grabs his for a week |
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| UWM |
| Dude invite her over to your place and ask her to cook. I bet she makes Hot Pockets. ing caniving bitch! |
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| Haunted |
hahahaah
i was just agreeting to whatever she said... TIESTO? you ing dated him? holy high five!
then i turn around and say to my friend "this chick is the biggest ufcking liar i have ever met " and he says "i know"
then i turn back to her
you DATED TIESTO? holy HIGH FIVE!
im pretty sure thats when i turned around and forgot about her, she doesnt even know that i'm on TA, hahaha that means i know everything |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Haunted
so i was at a bar today and i meet this girl, she goes to a culinary school around here. she's from amsterdam (supposedly) and knows tiesto (supposedldy) she says that he's really cool in person, even cooler than pvd and armin!
so ge this, tiesto (supposedly) is goin to visit her for a week sinc ethey used to date for a year (supposedly)
she wasn't even that hot, what a ing ****. |
Why is she a liar. I used to date Oakie. |
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| DjConfessions |
| why would u date oakie? he's not a good dj |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjConfessions
why would u date oakie? he's not a good dj |
He made lots o moooooney.
But those sweaty monkey arms were a turn off during sex, so i dumped him. :( |
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| naesean3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
He made lots o moooooney.
But those sweaty monkey arms were a turn off during sex, so i dumped him. :( |
if you are going to be bragging about shagging the DJ
Kai Tracid or Ceballos as the conquest
make the story more interesting for sure
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| jdat |
I made lines of coke off of Dj Rap and Sandra Collins in the same bed at the same time!
True story that!
But seriously ... I have some friends that played Tetris against Sandra Collins at an afterparty and she bet all of them they were so trashed.
I was too tired and had left the after party so I didn't attend the mess. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by naesean3
if you are going to be bragging about shagging the DJ
Kai Tracid or Ceballos as the conquest
make the story more interesting for sure
;) |
I'd totally bang Scot Project. |
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| Lepanto |
| I'v met a girl like that who claimed that Jay Gordon from Orgy was her uncle. It turned out she was really his niece lol. So you never know. |
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| LuNaSeA |
| was her name sveta? :haha: |
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