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| BTG |
| lastnight i was out drinking (thanks for the idea mr.mystery) with my dear friend, we were drinking and hanging out..we got back to her house and we drank some more. we fooled around and what not. i didn't go home, and i passed out there. i wake up my parents call me 'dood wtf? why are you afk?" so i hurried home, when i was at the mall i noticed all these people were looking at me funny, so i took a look in a mirror and saw this huge ing hickie on my neck, so i popped my coller. but now my problem is, i'm home and i'm supposed to have a nice roast beef dinner with my family, and i have these huge ass marks on my neck. they'll know i was up to no good and then they'll be like 'pics' |
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| Vivid Boy |
| grab the vacuum cleaner head upstairs pretend ur cleaning ur room. attach the vacum cleaner to ur neck. drop to the ground. roll around. start yelling for ur mom. she'll run upstairs unplug it and u tell her the vacum cleaner popped up and caught u in the neck. thnx for saving my life mom. |
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| Boomer187 |
| thats why I love my hoodieless hoodie. Its basically a turtleneck I wear around when its cold. Covers the complete neck. |
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| trance4life627 |
| i like vivid's idea |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| put on some make up. A bit of mascara goes a long way. You may even enjoying putting it on, & then before you know it you'll be a proud owner of a mud gun. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| punch urself in the face so it looks like u were ruffed up in teh streets |
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| nchs09 |
| hahahah if @ a family dinner someone says pics or stfu. u HAVE to show them pics |
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| jonSun |
| I think your old enough where your parents should let it go. Last time I came home with a hickey I was 19 & ya my mom woke up at 4am when i got home & she turns on the light & says WHAT THE IS THAT ON YOUR NECK. Then she yells at me about hanging out with whores ect. But when she finally met the chick that she called a whore, my mom was sweet as pie. |
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| bobba lou |
@ dinner
MOM: wtf is on your neck?
DAD : Pics or stfu
Rest of family: yes, pics or stfu!
BTG : pwned!
did u hit it? |
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| nchs09 |
| mom: how much did u tip son? |
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