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Woman gets 9 month in jail for giving BJ!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, totaly serious. (pg. 3)
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZzZ The Goddess
If she was alseep when she started how was his penis errect already? |
Maybe he was dreaming about a blowjob, and when he woke up he saw instad of lets say Cameron Diaz some fugly whore who had no right being there...that would traumatize anybody :D
There really should be some pics in this thread:D |
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| igottaknow |
your honor....
PICS OR STFU!
obviously the woman must have been ugly as hell |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
^^^ reminds me of an old cartoon in Penthouse:
Dude is on a row boat with like 10 hot chicks and they are in the middle of the ocean, shipwrecked. Chicks look delirious and dude looks like a dried prune and he's saying "I never thought I'd say it but 'please, no more blowjobs'"! |
The comic was implying that the 19 hot chicks were surviving off the dudes cum!!? :wtf:
...Pure Genious! :stongue: |
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| Aquarian |
So basicly, if I find a random girl, rape the out of her, then she files a police report, does that mean she's gay for not wanting it?
| quote: | Originally posted by ZzZ The Goddess
Yea Ive heard of it but doesnt that normally occur at the moment someone is waking up. Also could he possibly sleep through someone undressing him. |
Nope, it can occur several times a night, and isn't sexually related. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquarian
So basicly, if I find a random girl, rape the out of her, then she files a police report, does that mean she's gay for not wanting it?
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ah, yes. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Groundhog Boy
Ever hear of "morning wood?" I have a friend that dated this girl a few years back. She'd wake him up every morning with a blowjob. She didn't have to wake him to get things going. |
That's the kind of woman you take home to meet your ma! Oh, and you marry her too.
Actually my X-gf used to walk her dog every morning and afterwards stop by to give me before work nookie. Things got really interesting when I found out that I wasn't the only one on her route. Needless to say, while service was welcome I was not happy to find out that on some days I was not the first stop. Hence, the "x-gf" part. :o |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
man, if I wake up and a woman is sucking my dick I sit back and enjoy... as opposed to calling my solicitor. |
Yeah but why not get the best of both worlds...you wake up...some chick sucking your cock....pretend you are asleep and wake up just as you are about to blow your top.......take your dick out and squirt her in the eye.....and then sue her for rape and make a few extra bucks. |
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| El Spamo |
Bring her to Florida!
I dont mind waking up to a young broad steppin' to tha mike.
Ahhhh those kooky Norwegians! :crazy:
El Spamo....AWAAAYYY!!! |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
Yeah but why not get the best of both worlds...you wake up...some chick sucking your cock....pretend you are asleep and wake up just as you are about to blow your top.......take your dick out and squirt her in the eye.....and then sue her for rape and make a few extra bucks. |
This man knows the score :cool: |
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| KilldaDJ |
| maybe he just wanted the fame but it backfired |
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| LuNaSeA |
rofl @ el spamo salutation..
this is such a weird case. i think 9 months is kinda extreme.. maybe if it were vaginal intercourse that would be warranted but it was just a lil sookie sookie! |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
rofl @ el spamo salutation..
this is such a weird case. i think 9 months is kinda extreme.. maybe if it were vaginal intercourse that would be warranted but it was just a lil sookie sookie! |
If you woke up and some guy was eating you out, maybe stabbing a finger or two into your vagina, he would go to jail...probably for longer than 9 months. I think she got off easy. |
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