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Car's May Soon Talk To Each Other (pg. 3)
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| yujie__ |
| i cant wait for car pr0n!! |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by yujie__
i cant wait for car pr0n!! |
wait..WHAT?! |
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| Pariah Cleric |
| ATTENTION GRABBER: A SECOND HIGHWAY VEHICLE IS SUPER QUICKLY FAST SPEEDING AT YOUR HIGHWAY VEHICLE. |
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| Nsonic |
---------------------- <--The line
Youve crossed the line. :whip:
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nsonic
---------------------- <--The line
Youve crossed the line. :whip:
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no, my friend, this is kindergarten compared to the past. youve only been here for a very short time. |
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| Aiwendil |
Yes...yes....this brings us one step closer to the dystopian myopian cantaloupeian future of micro machines, where super-intelligent talking autobots battle evil talking deceptacons in a struggle to protect the human race. Well, on the weekends, they'd battle. Optimus has a load of baby diapers to transport across the US. Finally my dream is coming to fruition. Here I am:

No...haha. That's not me, and I haven't dreamed since I accidentally fell down and landed on an erect penis, where it entered my ear canal, poked my brain, and did serious neural damage. Buuuut. Cars already do talk, fools. All you have to do is put a little Chevron with Techron in the tank, and the little ******s turn into snotty british bastards in no time.

"Oh, you're not driving to the McDonalds, then, are you? How uncouth. I daresay, I shan't be seen in the parking libby of such a horrid establishment! You shan't go there, my good man! You simply shant! Indubitably. I'll scream! Eeeeeeeey eeeuhhhhhh." |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
Yes...yes....this brings us one step closer to the dystopian myopian cantaloupeian future of micro machines, where super-intelligent talking autobots battle evil talking deceptacons in a struggle to protect the human race. Well, on the weekends, they'd battle. Optimus has a load of baby diapers to transport across the US. Finally my dream is coming to fruition. Here I am:
[img]http://www.thepos.net/archives/alex/autobots.jpg[/im]
No...haha. That's not me, and I haven't dreamed since I fell down and landed on an erect penis, where it entered my ear canal and did serious neural damage. Buuuut. Cars already do talk, fools. All you have to do is put a little Chevron with Techron in the tank, and the little ******s turn into snotty british bastards in no time.
[img]http://www.chevron.com/news/archive/images/J3.gif[/mg]
"Oh, you're not driving to the McDonalds, then, are you? How uncouth. I daresay, I won't be seen in the parking libby of such a horrid establishment! You shant do that, my good man! You simply shant! Indubitably. I'll scream! Eeeeeeeey eeeuhhhhhh." |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
You made me laugh in english class!
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| UWM |
| Someone doesn't get enough attention outside the internet. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
Yes...yes....this brings us one step closer to the dystopian myopian cantaloupeian future of micro machines, where super-intelligent talking autobots battle evil talking deceptacons in a struggle to protect the human race. Well, on the weekends, they'd battle. Optimus has a load of baby diapers to transport across the US. Finally my dream is coming to fruition. Here I am:

No...haha. That's not me, and I haven't dreamed since I accidentally fell down and landed on an erect penis, where it entered my ear canal, poked my brain, and did serious neural damage. Buuuut. Cars already do talk, fools. All you have to do is put a little Chevron with Techron in the tank, and the little ******s turn into snotty british bastards in no time.

"Oh, you're not driving to the McDonalds, then, are you? How uncouth. I daresay, I shan't be seen in the parking libby of such a horrid establishment! You shan't go there, my good man! You simply shant! Indubitably. I'll scream! Eeeeeeeey eeeuhhhhhh." |
Ok, that's twice today that my Jedi mind powers have proven themselves getting stronger. I was thinking about you earlier, missing your presence, having a feeling I'd see a post by you...and here you are!
Same happened with another person I thought about today that I haven't heard from in ages. The force is strong! , somebody get Yoda in here! |
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| allcentury18 |
| the car service industry is gonna be sooooooooooo ed |
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| Vlad |
Kitt FTW!!!
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