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| Nikitha |
This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read...
Just hit "New Fact" to laugh some more.. also check out the "Top 30 Facts" and look at the "Vin Diesel" and "Mr. T" facts as well...
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/
My fav is :
Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel to an arm wrestling match...Mr. T won
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| DigiNut |
| I want my 45 seconds back. |
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| Cal |
| quote: | | When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. |
Whoa dude. Just...whoa |
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| Rodrico |
| Some of those were actually really funny. |
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| SPANIARD |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cal
Whoa dude. Just...whoa |
+1 hahahahaha |
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| VERTiG0 |
"Number One, can I ask you something?"
"Of course."
"If I were to whisper in your ear, that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?"
"Yeah, I could get in on that."
"Alright! Here it comes! COMMANDER WORF'S HEAD, LOOKS LIKE A FANNY"!
*hahahahhahahhahahah*
"YOU CAN BOTH SUCK MY RIDGES."
"Oh, get a sense of humour, Rocky Dennis." |
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| nusty |
this was my favorite:
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
although these ones are also good
Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. |
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| Stingray |
| quote: | Originally posted by nusty
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. |
That is solid, 24-karat gold :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| Nikki...found it! haha |
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| Nikitha |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Nikki...found it! haha |
haha sorry i didn't get back to you sooner!
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