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people who trip out when they walk infront of you (pg. 2)
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
There was a young man named LeopoldStotch
He attacks on command and goes for the crotch
All the town mailmen do run in fear
To protect their semen when he comes near
Castrating the masses with his iron jaw
Ingesting molasses into his magnesium maw
Survivor of the hurricane Katrina it's true
Drinker of the water Aquafina, it's blue!
Just like the sky from whence he came
When he chomps your thigh you'll never be the same |
sw33t ..
:stongue: :stongue: ...
just to let you know .. i drink ozarka, not aquafina .. :rolleyes: :o |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I hate it when people leave fart vapour trails when walking behind them. |
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| Slylee |
| hahah i would have played along and acted like i had an ear piece in my ear and talked into my sleeve like i was with "them". |
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| Moongoose |
| Rhen after he starts running you yell " i think he noticed me, request permission to neutralize suspect" :D |
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| shades_of_gray |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Amen to that.
I somteimes wonder how these idiots make it thru everyday life.
What really pisses me off though, is when mother******s stand in the entryway/doorway of a building/room and have a mothering conversation....THEN they get ty at you when you try to politely go past them.
I swear to God I'll stab a bitch. |
yes thats really true, old people are the worse, cos when you politely go past them they "TUT" at you, and look at you as if you a piece of and low life scum |
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| kadomony |
people are so shady.
they in look at u like u did them some great wrong. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
people are so shady.
they in look at u like u did them some great wrong. |
*looks shadily at kadomony like he did me some great wrong *
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moongoose
Rhen after he starts running you yell " i think he noticed me, request permission to neutralize suspect" :D |
hahaha lol
either that or you could look ahead and make sure the ground is clear and then turn around and walk backwards. You have to keep walking the same direction, just backwards. It works whether you are looking where you are going or not. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
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:stongue: That smiley is awesome. It's expression is so deep. It's deep emotional stare pierces your soul & can see your inner secrets. |
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| Aquarian |
One time I was walking home from work and it was like 2 in the morning. It was totally dark and I was next to some woods. Now I have a fairly imposing figure - 6'2, large shoulders, shaved head, black coat...
So this girl who's walking at a normal pace about 5-10 meters in front of me turns around when she hears me step on a branch.. She squeals and starts running like I was gonna rape her or something. :D |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aquarian
One time I was walking home from work and it was like 2 in the morning. It was totally dark and I was next to some woods. Now I have a fairly imposing figure - 6'2, large shoulders, shaved head, black coat...
So this girl who's walking at a normal pace about 5-10 meters in front of me turns around when she hears me step on a branch.. She squeals and starts running like I was gonna rape her or something. :D |
:p |
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