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| Rustang! |
A young man has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson.
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>One day he has finally saved up enough money so he
>goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect
>bike the dealer warns him that if he leaves
>his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency to
>rust. He tells the young man an old biker's trick is to
>keep a jar of Vaseline handy and smear
>it on the chrome if the bike must be left out in the rain.
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>A few months later the young man meets a woman and
>falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her
>parents over dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set.
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>At the appointed time he picks her up on his Harley
>and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in
>she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever
>speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.
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>After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting
>for the first person to break and get stuck doing the
>dishes.
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>After a long fifteen minutes the young man decides to
>speed things up so he reaches over and kisses the
>woman in front of her family. And no one says a word!
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>Next he decides to take a more direct approach so he
>throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of
>everyone. And still no one says a word!!!
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>Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother
>and throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex.
>But no one says a word!!!!
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>By now he is getting very worried and is wondering
>what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance.
>His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley,
>so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out the Vaseline.
>And the father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes." |
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| WTB |
HAHAHA, great jokes man (I also loved the other two you posted). Thanks,
WTB. |
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| Fraggle |
hehehhehe, ya i like that one :D:D:D!!!
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| OrZonE |
| Thats a nice one, heard it going around @ school :D |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
ahahahahahahaha oh man what a joke
hahahahahahahahaha :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| nice one, liked the other ones too :D |
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| kluba_702 |
| i luv jokes like that:D |
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| DjChook |
Great guys !
גונן גיי |
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| Hell_Copter |
hhahahahahahah
really nice joke!!!!
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