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| jonSun |
Stinky . One time one of my ex girlfriends got a lil too comfortable in the relationship & decided not to clean her coochie as good as she should. Then one nite i got her in the doggystyle position & the smell first started creeping up in my nostrils. Then it got so bad it was like a gust of terrible wind with every pump. I lost it & had to stop & then the bitch acts like im the . :rolleyes:
Then another time I hook up with this chick after a club. Well it turns out she shaves her box in a mo hawk or landing strip which is fine, but the mo hawk was an afro. puffed out like 4 inches. I was like WTF & her snatch was a lil on the rank side too. Then to come up top the chick had lil tiny thin hairs growing off her nipples. It was disgusting. I told her to go home.
I got a few stories some female friends said to me about guys haveing hairy backs & hair actually growing on thier shafts, sick .
I know not every1 on TA is a virgin so any1 else got any stories? |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Stinky . One time one of my ex girlfriends got a lil too comfortable in the relationship & decided not to clean her coochie as good as she should. Then one nite i got her in the doggystyle position & the smell first started creeping up in my nostrils. Then it got so bad it was like a gust of terrible wind with every pump. I lost it & had to stop & then the bitch acts like im the . :rolleyes:
Then another time I hook up with this chick after a club. Well it turns out she shaves her box in a mo hawk or landing strip which is fine, but the mo hawk was an afro. puffed out like 4 inches. I was like WTF & her snatch was a lil on the rank side too. Then to come up top the chick had lil tiny thin hairs growing off her nipples. It was disgusting. I told her to go home.
I got a few stories some female friends said to me about guys haveing hairy backs & hair actually growing on thier shafts, sick .
I know not every1 on TA is a virgin so any1 else got any stories? |
my vomit one tops that x6540465
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drunk wife was giving me head, and she went too deep and gagged, and vomited all over my exposed pen0r.
it burned like a mother ******. |
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| FallingMoon |
::barf::
wtf kind of girls are those?
WHOA...omg if you're a girl plain & simple : MAINTAIN YOUR INTACT!
poor Jon :p |
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| Floorfiller |
maybe you should stop sleeping with scuzzy sluts jonSun :wtf:
:stongue: :p |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| My romantic curry suasage dinner tops both! |
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| Cannibal |
This one time, this woman puked on my errect penis and still fellated me. Then she told me to take a massive on her face so she can rub it on her face as she knew that one day, I would like to have interracial sex.
So she pretended to be a black woman. |
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| jupiterone |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cannibal
This one time, this woman puked on my errect penis and still fellated me. Then she told me to take a massive on her face so she can rub it on her face as she knew that one day, I would like to have interracial sex.
So she pretended to be a black woman. |
LMFAO....just wrong...:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| Sunsnail |
I was having sex right, and then uhh
w/e |
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| _Nut_ |
Rode a bitch to hard and she came a little to hard that she lost control of her bodily functions...
And no. Pee I could handle |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
my vomit one tops that x6540465
EDIT:
drunk wife was giving me head, and she went too deep and gagged, and vomited all over my exposed pen0r.
it burned like a mother ******. |
Nice. Prego flavored lube :wtf: |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
I was having sex right, and then uhh
w/e |
omgoat i think i was there! |
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| MeLLyMeL |
LOL@ This thread!
and i remember the mac n cheese/fellatio story :stongue: :haha: |
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