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| RaVVaR |
| lol ! keep em coming guys ... :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Light The Fuse |
guy walks into a bar
he says "teepee wigwam. teepee, wigwam. teepee wigwam"
bartender says "relax maaan, your just to tense (tents)" |
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| Philby |
| hahahaha jpl :D :D :D |
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| MiSSyM |
WHATS GREEN & SMELLS LIKE PORK?
KERMIT THE FROG'S FINGER.......:p :p :p :p
HAHAHAHAH
Why dont witch's wear knickers???
Better grip on the broomstick.
lol ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwy
hahahahahhaa:tongue3 |
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| eRRaTiK |
Very interesting.......
Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry .... please warn the Pope!! |
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| DaveBegic |
| That's not really a joke Anth. It's more of a bull fact you'd see on someone's bumper sticker or on the back of a fantale. |
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| jizza |
i would like to share with you all my fave'ist joke of all time:
why do black people die in wars?
cos when someone yells out "get down!" they all start dancin'. |
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| RaVVaR |
Sorry Jizza, i laugh at almost anything but that had no affect on me wat so ever .. try again dude :D
this is from Bens Daily Bloggle lol ..
Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great
numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find
no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house. "Hey,Wazz, Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate"
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| jizza |
hmmm thats odd. i love it and have always got a reaction from it. :(
edit: nevermind ravvar that above post explains it all. |
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| MiSSyM |
:happy2: |
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| Trance Nutter |
Why don't Italians like Jehovahs Witnesses?
Italians don't like any witnesses
So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "You know, all lawyers are arseholes". And a guy at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I heard that. I resent that". And the first guy says "Why? Are you a lawyer?" And the other guy says, "No, I'm an arsehole." |
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| Simon00 |
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What happened to the 2 lepers playing cards?
One threw in his hand and the other laughed his head off. |
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