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So.. I just puked at work... (pg. 2)
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| Boomer187 |
im teaching college courses now so I think itd be kinda weird to run out of class and throw up.
but I can alwyas try it. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
im teaching college courses now so I think itd be kinda weird to run out of class and throw up.
but I can alwyas try it. |
just do it in the garbage can in the classroom... there's gotta be a way you can turn an incident like that into a lesson about psychology, right? |
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| CleverName |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior. |
Reminds me of that episode of Bewitched where darren threw holy water on Endora and was all like
| quote: | | yeah, the power of christ compells you bitch! |
oh wait that was family guy.
I used to get these badass migraines when I was a kid about once every 10 days or so, invariably led to throwing up and passing out for six hours. Usually occurred at school, so by the time I hit 3rd grade there was a standard operating procedure that the office followed whenever they saw me walk in the door. The first time I complained of it in school (I guess I was 7 or 8 years old) everyone thought I was faking. Then I puked all over my teacher's shoes in front of the whole class :clown: Oh the humanity. After that they believed me :toothless |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
i have puked like 3-4 times in my entire life. |
I've puked 3-4 times since college...
which is goin on three months now :wtf: |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
I've puked 3-4 times since college...
which is goin on three months now :wtf: |
Learn to handle your booze, frosh! |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!"
And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior. |
im puking myself laughing. that is funny shiznit +1 |
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| TeKnoHe@d2025 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
One time my brother puked in the middle of a church sermon. The general consensus was that he had the Devil inside him, and the pastor went to work excercising that demon from my brother. He was like "I'M A GOD WARRIOR! IN THE NAME OF HESHACK, SHAMRACK, AND DOLBY SURROUND SOUND, I CURSE THIS DEMON OUT OF THIS CHILD! BY THE HOLY NAME I PRAY! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! ALALALALALALAALLALALAALLALALALLAALLA! I'M SPEAKIN'IN TONGUES AMEN! ALALALALLALALALALA! LEAVE THIS CHILD, DEMON! LEAVE! IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GHOST FROM COAST TO COAST, I COMMAND IT! I'M A GOD WARRIOR!" This went on for several hours. Everyone was too afraid to tell the pastor that my brother had had the flu for the past day or two. And I was wondering how they were going to get that stain out of the carpet, if they were going to pray it out or what. Afterward the pastor came to me and said, "Son, your brother has been cured of a dark dark evil, and in order to keep him from the dark side, you must protect him in the name of the lord. Therefore in the name of beeshack, shamrock, and radioshack, I anoint you an official GOD WARRIOR! AMEN! AMEN AND AMEN!"
And that's the story of how I became a God Warrior. |
:stongue: One of the funniest things I've read in awhile! Thanks for the laugh. |
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| Aiwendil |
Go in peace, my son.
You should see all the crazy crap I write on my blog! |
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| DjConfessions |
i puked several times at work while i was testing medications.
one time i went to work just to hang out and i wanted to drink a 24 pack of water in 2 hours. i threw up. |
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| SnYpA |
| I puked yesterday while walkin home from a party. Wasn't ALOT, just walking and smoking, then my stomach felt a little queasy, and I just threw up while walking. It didn't even phase me. I'm so used to throwing up now its like a walk in the park..lol |
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| kofrad |
| one time i was on the bus going to the mall, the whole bus ride i was feeling sick. as soon as i got off the bus and started walking towards the entrance to the mall, i threw up everywhere. weird thing is, i just never stopped walking, i kind of leaned my head over and threw up in front of about 30 or 40 people at the bus stop. it was pretty funny. |
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| MagnesiumOxide |
| I don't exactly know where it was, but I puked in someones bed.. while I was sleeping in it.. :) |
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