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Ever been insulted by a woman...?
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| Tech0rz |
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut!
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of mycar, I don't give a where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ing your mum while your dad
watches.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tech0rz
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants |
Best one. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tech0rz
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.
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hahahah |
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| house_conXion |
| indap00perftw |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tech0rz
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.
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best response out of the hat. |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tech0rz
Ever been insulted by a women...? |
Your title makes no sense:
"Ever been insulted by a woman?"
or:
"Ever been insulted by women?" would make sense.
Learn English,unless your drunk which would make sense to these mistakes. |
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| dudgeon |
| quote: | Originally posted by willson
Learn English,unless your drunk which would make sense to these mistakes. |
Shut your face. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by dudgeon
Shut your face. |
BUUURRNN!! pwned by the tit |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by dudgeon
Shut your face. |
Your mum. |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by willson
Your mum. |
That's not a sentence. That is a sentence fragment. Learn English. |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
That's not a sentence. That is a sentence fragment. Learn English. |
When did I say that was a sentence and not a sentence fragment? |
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