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World's Most Disgusting World Records
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| Killah Monkey |
Sketchy Sunday activites somehow involved me being at the computer 'nerding' away and being told to google spemen velocity world records...and this popped up... We all got a giggle, so..
Just thought I'd share...
http://www.drinky.org.uk/stuff/disgusting.htm |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state. |
WHOLE(Y) ! |
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| chinamon |
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MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
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that brings new meaning to 'throwing a hot dog down the hallway'
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LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
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over two hours? his ass must be aching. |
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| vickyvale |
There are some gross things there. Ew.
But still a LITTLE funny... :o haha |
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| Killah Monkey |
| quote: | Originally posted by chinamon
that brings new meaning to 'throwing a hot dog down the hallway'
over two hours? his ass must be aching. |
That's exactly what i was thinking, but for some reason i was thinking pencil instead of hot dog... freaking gross...
gross gross gross... |
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| nusty |
I'm actually very impressed with this one!
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height(12ft 4in)
This is something I hope to aspire to some day |
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| malek |
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
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