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anybody coach any little league sports before?
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BTG
the idea came to me all so suddenly...but teaching little hooligan kids how to play hockey oculd be enjoyable...but then again i dont know if i have the diciplin to make it to the games/practices...especially sober.
tribu
Sounds like a Disney movie. You should become a lawyer, get picked up for drunk driving and have your leading partner push you into coaching by doing community service. Then, find out that, with the recently redrawn districts, the best kid is actually on your team. Then, win the league title.

Before that though, youll have to sleep with Allison Reynolds, after finding out that the identities you've kept throughout high school mean nothing.
wizniz
omg+1 and you...


win!
Ygrene
I smell a $7000 money making scheme here somewhere....
dinoXpress
I smell some poop around here somewhere....
LeopoldStotch
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Originally posted by tribu
Sounds like a Disney movie. You should become a lawyer, get picked up for drunk driving and have your leading partner push you into coaching by doing community service. Then, find out that, with the recently redrawn districts, the best kid is actually on your team. Then, win the league title.

Before that though, youll have to sleep with Allison Reynolds, after finding out that the identities you've kept throughout high school mean nothing.


you forgot that he builds a connection with a little boy named charlie conway, and a couple of years later, charlie sees his former pee wee coach taking a piss on himself in a dark alley corner. so charlie invites his former pee wee coach to the shores of capeside to clean himself up, and find a third life (since his second life was the hockey).


so "BTG" goes to capeside, and finds out the ol' boy charlie conway changed his name to pacey witter. BTG meets pacey's friends, dawson leary, joey potter, and jen lindley. BTG decides to go back to high school, and his counselor places him as a sophmore in high school. unfortunately, BTG gets held back, and is a sophmore for 3 years of his life. during BTG's stay at capeside, he gets involved in the complex duties of seeing how his ol' boy pacey turning into a gay twat, dawson being a , joey being a lesbian, and jen being a major slut. BTG goes ballistic, and out of control, so he leaves capeside, hoping for a better life.

while hitchiking on the side of a deserted dirt road, a stranger in a ol' pick up truck picks up BTG, and offers him for a ride whereever he is going. BTG tells him he doesn't know where he is going, after telling him that he is a washed up ex lawyer, former pee wee coach, and high school dropout from capeside. the stranger introduces himself as kevin williamson, and offers BTG some assistance. Kevin tells BTG there is a quiet little town that could need BTG's hands to build houses and everything .. the people are friendly, and the town is beautiful .. Kevin introduces BTG to the deputy, deputy riley, sidney prescott, gale weathers, and billy loomis .....
BTG
to be continued????
tribu
After a rash of murders start happening, suspicion would fall on a cop who was clearly playing up his "retardedness". However, after a long interview, it was Verbal Kint who walked from the station and was revealed as the master of all crime: Kaiser Soze. As Pete Postlethwaite drove him away, Vito Corleone started fuming over his recently lost title and how to regain it while his son, aptly named Michael 'Vivid' Corleone slapped a ho and told her to get him a beer.
LeopoldStotch
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Originally posted by tribu
After a rash of murders start happening, suspicion would fall on a cop who was clearly playing up his "retardedness". However, after a long interview, it was Verbal Kint who walked from the station and was revealed as the master of all crime: Kaiser Soze. As Pete Postlethwaite drove him away, Vito Corleone started fuming over his recently lost title and how to regain it while his son, aptly named Michael 'Vivid' Corleone slapped a ho and told her to get him a beer.


however, the ho michael 'vivid' corleone slapped was none other than gale weathers. when she got slapped, she called out her brother ross geller, and then reveals her real name is monica geller, not gale weathers, and she is not a tv reporter, but a chef at a major restaurant in nyc. she sees that BTG is a homeless bum in a high murder rate city, so she thinks BTG can survive in the 'big apple' that is nyc.

she invites BTG to meet her friend joey tribbiani, since joey just lost his roommate rachel green to her long lost boyfriend ross geller. there, he meets the wacko pheobe buffay and a guy who BTG thinks is a gay, chandler bing, but then finds out chandler is married to monica 'gale weathers' bing. BTG gets frustrated with the love/hate relationship between rachel and ross, how they bicker and fight. he does like his new roommate joey, since they enjoy the pr0n every weekend on their big screen tv and two recliners. BTG thinks he has a chance with rachel, so he tries to move in on her, but ross gets jealous, and threatens to kill BTG.

BTG gets frustrated with the drama between the six people in a cramped up nyc apartment complex after 10 years, so he decides to hitchhike his way back to canada. however, while he is on his way to canada, lo and behold, he meets tom selleck, monica bing's ex-boyfriend.....
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