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the art of womanizing (pg. 3)
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
no diggity call it what you will, then. Usually though I consider a womanizer to be tantamount to a Don Juan, or a 'player,' if you will. |
werd. that's the proper meaning of "womanizer"...and thats what i was thinking when the thread was originally started, lol... |
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| guster |
| a guy i know yelled yahtzee while shootin a girl in the face.. annnd.. same guy had a 3 year old grab his dick.. was ing their babysitter.. so his only reaction was to slap the kid off and coincidentally went flying across the room. just got up and walked away with minimal crying from what i understand. this dude's got some ed up stories. |
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| Thois |
I picked up this girl and took her to my room. I was drunk and all weird, but she was just... normal. So she wanted foreplay and all that, so I was like... OK. So I took off her jeans and... slided in my fist...
You should have seen her face.
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by guster
a guy i know yelled yahtzee while shootin a girl in the face.. annnd.. same guy had a 3 year old grab his dick.. was ing their babysitter.. so his only reaction was to slap the kid off and coincidentally went flying across the room. just got up and walked away with minimal crying from what i understand. this dude's got some ed up stories. |
i call bull or the guys in jail |
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| guster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
i call bull or the guys in jail |
...or he ran away?
you can call bull all you want.. still funny. i wasn't there.. just know the story, whether it's true or not was about 4 years ago anyway. i know the guy pretty well and he's pretty damn truthful. who knows though. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by guster
...or he ran away?
you can call bull all you want.. still funny. i wasn't there.. just know the story, whether it's true or not was about 4 years ago anyway. i know the guy pretty well and he's pretty damn truthful. who knows though. |
theres nothing funny about a 3 year old grabbing your dick
the only funny thing that can result from that is the guy giong to jail and getting multiple buttsekz sessions unwillingly |
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| take5 |
| once i was at the club, drunk as hell, so i grabbed this bitches ass and boucer was walking by and i didnt see him, so she started bitching and so bouncer kicked me out wtf |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by take5
once i was at the club, drunk as hell, so i grabbed this bitches ass and boucer was walking by and i didnt see him, so she started bitching and so bouncer kicked me out wtf |
good you deserved it
the only time your allowed to grab a "bitchs" ass is if she lets you dance with her in the first place then you can slowly move your hands into the treasure chest lol |
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| Purple |
| This thread and the stories in it suck. |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Purple
This thread and the stories in it suck. |
So does your momma but you dont hear me complaining! |
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| kadomony |
that's cause the people in it are on about "womanizing" :stongue:
being a flat-out dick is not attractive to women.
being a dick when necessary, and keeping an edge of humour IS.
man. if some girl dissed me like that, NO WAY would i pour a beer on her. that's just distasteful. i'd slap her in the face (figuratively) with a MUCH better insult and break her ego the down. then i'd probably go after her friends as a whole if they had anything to say about it, then walk away right after i said it so they'd have no chance for a counter.
i've done this on several occasions, and have had the girl that previously "insulted" me buy me a drink, give me her number, drag me into the bathroom, etc, etc.... |
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