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Dear Mr. Abby.......hehe
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| Rustang! |
> > Ever wondered what it would be like if Dear Abby were a man?
> >
> > Dear Mr. Abby:
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> > Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
> > What do you think I should do?
> > A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing
> > that there is only one of you, he can only settle for the next best
> > thing...your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you
> > closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved
> > too?
> > If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your
> > friends without you. If you're still not sure, then just perform oral on
>him
> > and
> > cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
> >
> > *********************************
> >
> > Dear Mr. Abby:
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> > Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
> > What should I do?
> >
> > A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow
> > to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to
> > perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you.
> > The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then
>cook
> > him a nice meal.
> >
> > *********************************
> >
> > Dear Mr. Abby:
> >
> > Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. Is this acceptable?
> >
> > A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The
> > man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night
> > out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a
> > more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your
> > relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a
> > great time to clean the the house too)! Just look at how emotional and
>happy
> > he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he
>gets
> > home is
> > for you and your best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him a nice
> > meal.
> >
> > ********************************
> >
> > Dear Mr. Abby:
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> > Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
> >
> > A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must
> > mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You
> > may
> > wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your
> > husband as birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on
> > him and cook him a delicious meal.
> >
> > *******************************
> >
> > Dear Mr. Abby:
> >
> > Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. Should I mention
> > something to him?
> >
> > A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seeksensitivity
> > training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
> > should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests
> > for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much
> > as you should - he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop
> > being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on
> > him
> > and
> > cook him a nice meal.
> >
> > ********************************
> >
> > Dear Mr. Abby:
> >
> > Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to
> > sleep never giving me one.
> >
> > A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've
> > forgotten to cook him a nice meal. |
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| InsomnEac |
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
whahahaha, i wish there was a mr. abby
that was awsome dude!
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| OrZonE |
| OMG this is what every woman should know, ppl we have to spread the word....work together and create a MR.ABBY, his ideas will revolutionalize the WORLD!!!! :D:D:D;) |
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| lMIlk |
| now cook me a nice meal |
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| FASTDJMP3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
now cook me a nice meal |
wurd :stongue: |
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| dOgMa55 |
| Damn i wish it was like this. Mrs. Abbey was always such a bitch. |
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| justin |
| thats funny! did you make that up? if you did maybe you should have a column in Maxim or Stuff Magazine |
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| inatrance |
| omg.. funniest post in a long time |
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