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When girls drink to much
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
Funny I come across this in my email inbox haha...I think every single one of these is true for me!!
Sorry it's all in caps...I didn't feel like changing it
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1.WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2.WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3.WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4.IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT
6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7.WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8.WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US
9.THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10.THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.
11.OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12.WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US
JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14.WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)
15.WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."
16.WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
17.OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREV! ER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
19.WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT
DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
20.WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. |
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| Cosmic Fur |
I was looking for the one that went
WE SUDDENLY THINK HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX WITH GUYS WE JUST MET IS A REALLY, REALLY GOOD IDEA. |
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| r5a |
| quote: | 1.We Have Absolutely No Idea Where Our Purse Is.
2.We Believe That Dancing With Our Arms Overhead And Wiggling Our Butt While Yelling "Woo-Hoo!" Is Truly The Sexiest Dance Move Around.
3.We've Suddenly Decided That We Want To Kick Someone's Ass And Honestly Believe We Could Do It Too.
4.In Our Last Trip To Pee, We Realize That We Now Look More Like A Homeless Hooker Than The Goddess We Were Just Four Hours Ago.
5. We Drop Our 3:00 A.M. Submarine Sandwich On The Floor (Which We're Eating Even Though We Are Not The Least Bit Hungry), Pick It Up And Carry On Eating It
6.We Start Crying And Telling Everyone We See That We Love Them Sooooo Much.
7.We Get Extremely Excited And Jump Up And Down Every Time A New Song Plays Because "Oh My God! I Love This Song!"
8.We've Found A Deeper/Spiritual Side To The Geek Sitting Next To Us
9.The Man We're Flirting With Used To Be Our 5th Grade Teacher.
10.The Urge To Take Off Articles Of Clothing, Stand On A Table And Sing Or Dance Becomes Strangely Overwhelming To Us.
11.Our Eyes Just Don't Seem To Want To Stay Open On Their Own So We Keep Them Half Closed And Think It Looks Exotically Sexy.
12.We've Suddenly Taken Up Smoking And Become Really Good At It.
13. We Yell At The Bartender, Who We Believe Cheated Us By Giving Us
Just Lemonade, But That's Just Because We Can No Longer Taste The Gin.
14.We Think We Are In Bed, But Our Pillow Feels Strangely Like The
Kitchen Floor (Er, Or, The Mop?)
15.We Start Every Conversation With A Booming, "Don't Take This The
Wrong Way But..."
16.We Fail To Notice That The Toilet Lid's Down When We Sit On It.
17.Our Hugs Begin To Resemble Wrestling Take-Down Moves.
18. We Are Tired So We Just Sit On The Floor (Wherev! Er We Happen To Be Standing) And Take A Quick Nap.
19.We Begin Leaving The Buttons Open On Our Button Fly Pants To Cut
Down On The Time We''re In The Bathroom Away From Our Drink.
20.We Take Our Shoes Off Because We Believe It's Their Fault That We're Having Problems Walking Straight.
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Changed it, very funny. Thanks for the read. |
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| El Kay Dee |
| ^^^now THAT was more pleasant on the eyes |
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| Musik_Fiend |
| 1-7, 17-20 soo true in my case :stongue: |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. |
Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiit a second!!! Does this mean you're ALWAYS drunk then? :conf:
:p hilarious post! :haha: |
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| all-nite-freak |
| girls drinking too much is natures cockblock:p |
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| El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
girls drinking too much is natures cockblock:p |
but girls drinking to much isnt.... |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
girls drinking too much is natures cockblock:p |
wtf are you talking about? golden shower time, baby! ;) |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
Changed it, very funny. Thanks for the read. |
Which one did you change...I didn't feel like comparing haha |
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| Playa24_7 |
| hahha! so many of these apply to you lisa, its fackin awesome :haha: |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiit a second!!! Does this mean you're ALWAYS drunk then? :conf:
:p hilarious post! :haha: |
haha i'm drunk right now
Edit: I LOVVEEEE U GUYSSS...TOTAS ARE SO AWESOME....MUAHHH LOVEEE UUU |
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