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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
what is most important in being a full human being mentally |
Sentence structure.
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Why is the dragon/snake/thing in your sig puking? Could it be that it had some of your Labatt 50? |
It's a gargoyle, and it caught a wiff of my 50-fart.
| quote: | Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
do i have a crisp voice? |
If crisp is a desired adjective, then yes. I'd hate to hurt your self confidence.
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
also... whats your phone #? ;) |
933-8498.
| quote: | Originally posted by citric_acid
why was i 2-3 hours late for school this morning? |
I would assume you went to bed quite late.
| quote: | Originally posted by XoxidE
What is the meaning of life?
(this should be an interesting answer) |
eat kill.
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Why does Mr. T kick chuck norris' ass? |
at this point in time, the writer would like to point out that
these are some seriously hurt questions.
Because he's helluva tough.. duh.
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
When did this thread turn into Ask citric-acid? |
Approximately the time she realised I was not replying to these mundane questions with trivial answers.
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Ok, then why does Mr. T pity fools? |
Because Mr. T ain't no sucka, fool. He's helluva tough and him and Jesus will save yo' ass.
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
since post 3 of this thread. What are you cooking tonight? post a picture. |
I cooked three cups of rice and ate most of it. I'll take a picture of my bowel movement later on.
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would. Roughly 2 and a half cord.
| quote: | Originally posted by kofrad
fourty-two |
Your lack of wit and creativity inspired me to quote you here. Douglas Adams should not be taken lightly, or quoted by morons.
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
Did Chuck tip the roundhouse kick that ate Carl? |
WoodChuck Norris or Chuck Norris? The answer depends on whom is eating.
| quote: | Originally posted by montana
you |
If the question was: did Harley get laid several times last night, then my answer would be yes.
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
Who wrote this crap? |
Crap begets crap. I blame God.
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
gOT A question for b.s.e:
How can I become a better CORe WHoRE? |
A more ruthless wit and a wanton disposition on chaos.
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
when will you reply to any of these questions? :conf: |
All in good time, laddy.
| quote: | Originally posted by _Nut_
Is this your big suprise?
Oh wait. This made me think of the idiocy that ww.punishmballs normal puts out. |
No. My big surprise was put in your mouth last night while I took a picture. Go play in traffic.
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
Failed |
Ah, Kazim.. or is it Karim? I never cared to learn.
| quote: | Originally posted by citric_acid
once again, why was i 3 hours late for school this morning... oooo and
why is it cold here? |
Either you need to start sleeping more, or stop sleeping altogether and you'll be fine.
the times (and weather) they are a changin'. |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
I cooked three cups of rice and ate most of it. I'll take a picture of my bowel movement later on.
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no not you, nach0s. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
A more ruthless wit and a wanton disposition on chaos.
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Thank you Dalai Lama for your fortune cookie-worthy wisdom! :tongue3 |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
let's entertain me. |
let's help you get your head out of your ass instead;) |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| do you have a cure for my dry knuckles? they're killing me |
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| kofrad |
| quote: | | Your lack of wit and creativity inspired me to quote you here. Douglas Adams should not be taken lightly, or quoted by morons. |
i read the five book series? |
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| MindShifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Why does Mr. T kick chuck norris' ass? |
n00b double dare owns the out of both of them, you should know |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Thank you Dalai Lama for your fortune cookie-worthy wisdom! :tongue3 |
I am not the Dalai Lama. For shame for even suggesting that I might be as wise as he.
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
no not you, nach0s. |
Oh.. OK. :gsmile:
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
let's help you get your head out of your ass instead;) |
Nah, quite comfortable as is. ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
Ok, you're hot.
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| quote: | Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh
do you have a cure for my dry knuckles? they're killing me |
You've asked me this before, in a prior thread.
| quote: | Originally posted by kofrad
i read the five book series? |
Well enough. Then you should have known beforehand that the saying had been whored into infinite.
| quote: | Originally posted by MindShifter
n00b double dare owns the out of both of them, you should know |
I own your soul stamped it double erasies. |
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| stevieboy32808 |
| I notice you separate b.s.e. with periods, so what does each letter stand for? |
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| r5a |
| do you think im attractive? |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| quote: | Originally posted by stevieboy32808
I notice you separate b.s.e. with periods, so what does each letter stand for? |
black sun empire.
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
do you think im attractive? |
you'd have to post a picture first. |
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| eckmek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
Did Chuck tip the roundhouse kick that ate Carl? |
:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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