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dennis rodman is an idiot. (pg. 2)
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Groundhog Boy
He also managed to "break his dick" twice. :nervous: |
I can't even imagine. I don't know how you put it back together though, because it's not really anything 'breaking' |
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| LuNaSeA |
| no really! i wanna hear the 2 broken dick stories! |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
DeerhaX! |
it caught on!
deerhaX! |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
rodman's life accomplishments
bang carmen electra...check
rebound a basketball...check
moon tiesto....CHECK MAN! |
have the goofiest hair in the NBA ... check
make a fool of himself .. check
jobless bum .. check
bask in isaiah thomas's glory .. check
bask in michael jordan's glory .. check
.... and the list will go on for this guy ... :o :( ... but yet i still see him as the guy who revolutionized rebounding a basketball in the 90s . ... or then again, maybe he rebounded all those balls, because the other people were afraid rodman was going to illegally rape them if they came close ??? |
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| Groundhog Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
no really! i wanna hear the 2 broken dick stories! |
I knew I'd heard the story about him breaking his dick. I think it may have been in his book. Anyhow, I googled it and found that he said on Howard Stern that he's done it twice on some Howard Stern archive page. Here's the post for the day
| quote: | Dennis Rodman Comes In. 7/19/99. 8:25am
Basketball player Dennis Rodman came in to hang out this morning. Howard got right into talking about Dennis' short marriage to Carmen Electra. The two of them were married for about a month but never lived together. Dennis told Howard that he didn't cheat on Carmen in that short marriage but Carmen saw it differently. Howard asked Dennis if he was drunk or high when he got married. Dennis said he wasn't drunk or high. He just went for it for some strange reason. Dennis blames the divorce on the media and on his ex-manager, Dwight. He also claims that the last person he had sex with was Carmen. Since then he's been on hold. He said that it's too easy to get laid now and he'd like a challenge. On the other hand he said that he has a big penis and he loves to share it with people. Howard and Dennis also discussed Dennis' being fired from the LA Lakers. The team claimed that Rodman either didn't show up to practice or was always late. Dennis said that he showed up to most practices and was on time. He said he was actually relieved after being fired because there was no chemistry with the team and there was pressure to make things work with Carmen Electra. When things didn't work out he claims that he was the one that asked for the divorce. He and Carmen continued to see each other once in a while after the divorce. Howard asked Dennis if he's had sex with any men since the divorce since he'd once claimed that he received oral sex from a man. Dennis said that it was just that one time and he's not into that. One guy called in claiming to be the guy that gave Dennis oral sex. He said he could prove it because he knew Dennis had a bent penis. Dennis denied the bent penis thing but did tell Howard about how he ''broke'' his penis.. twice! He said he was having rough sex with his girlfriend Stacy when he slipped and banged his penis on her pelvis. It bent and something split and blood went everywhere. He said after that it blew up like a balloon so he went to the hospital. There, he said, everyone came and looked at it and touched it trying to figure out what could be done. It turned out none of them were doctors. There was nothing they could do for him at the time anyway so when he did it a second time with a different woman, he just let it be. As Howard was rapping up the interview Dennis said he's hoping to be playing in the NBA next year and possibly with the Lakers again. In the mean time he's doing some professional wrestling and making at appearances at parties for $40-50,000 per appearance. |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I can't even imagine. I don't know how you put it back together though, because it's not really anything 'breaking' |
the little "blood pocket" things in your dick that fill with blood when you get a hard on.. they break. its possible. and your dick gets bruised and swells up. dr drew told me..
dr drew ftw |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
the little "blood pocket" things in your dick that fill with blood when you get a hard on.. they break. its possible. and your dick gets bruised and swells up. dr drew told me..
dr drew ftw |
Well yeah I know the erectile tissue can tear, which would be the 'break,' but you'd have to put that back together I imagine?
:conf:
Now my junk hurts.
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| D-res |
yeah they open it up and sew the break up
i cant imagine the pain... i'd be hella pist |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
the little "blood pocket" things in your dick that fill with blood when you get a hard on.. they break. its possible. and your dick gets bruised and swells up. |
d33rh4x |
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| Tholius |
Tiesto > Rodman.
EOS. |
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| medinaM5 |
| tiestos ego > rodmans ego |
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| eRRaTiK |
| banged all sorts of wild and crazy women everywhere imaginable... check. (just read his book) |
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