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Found this whilst googling... haha
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| Anomyst |
You might be a JADED raver if...
-You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR".
-You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical.
-You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions.
-When you do dance, you "battle".
-You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior rave status".
-You find out just how crooked promoters really are.
-You hate massives.
-You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene.
-You say "the scene" a lot.
-You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends.
-The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick.
-You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick show".
-You learn to break.
-You drink beer at after parties.
-You quit collecting fliers.
-You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list, because "none of those ing little kids understand a thing about raving, dammit!"
-You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked.
-You can't remember much in general.
-You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died.
-You are actually called by your real name.
-You realize that the general public shouldn't be blamed for hating raves.
-You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy.
-You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record pair of pants.")
-You DESPISE Happy Hardcore.
-You DESPISE candy.
-You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like leaving the party because of it.
-You know what a 303 is.
-You no longer feel the need to advertise your "rave-ness" to the world.
-You realize shell toes are ty shoes.
-You can't count how many pairs you have owned.
-You know that post-rave sex is awful.
-You've punked kids who tried to get in a circle that was outta their league.
-You can determine where a raver is from just by the way they dance.
-You know that LA ravers can't dance worth a .
-You find out that underground parties still happen quite frequently, despite what 98% of the raving populous thinks.
-You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't.
-You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD.
-You read URB.
-Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago.
-You know why GHB and special K are for ing idiots.
-You understand electro and minimal techno now.
-You hate rave ho's.
-You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette.
-You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes.
-You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out.
-You say "ill" a lot.
-You have replaced Caffiene, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL.
-You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not.
--You can actually dance to jungle.
-You hate Feelgood and Coolworld.
-You laugh out loud when you walk into Jamba Juice and they're playing dance music.
-You see guys from your high school football team at a party.
-You know raving is mainstream as .
-The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party.
-You can re-tell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately.
-You hate Anthem tracks.
-Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely ed up.
-You sit around with friends and tell old "rave disaster" stories.
-You are amazed that you are somehow still alive. ....there's no such thing as excess, just varying degrees of style... |
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| sezzy |
| well, looks like its all over for me then! |
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| Anomyst |
You have replaced Caffiene, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL.
Nyquist Theorem:p |
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| Anomyst |
You understand electro and minimal techno now.
You know what a 303 is
Sezzy:p |
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| Simon00 |
| Fcuk im finished as well/. |
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| vitamin v |
| quote: | Originally posted by Anomyst
-You hate Anthem tracks.
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I'm SO jaded ... ;)
| quote: | Originally posted by Anomyst
-You can actually dance to jungle.
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So is Gerry ...
| quote: | Originally posted by Anomyst
-You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene.
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So is Scotty...
| quote: | Originally posted by Anomyst
-You can't remember much in general. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Dr P |
| nah not me all those things are cool....:p |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
still thoroughly unjaded :cool: :D
| quote: | | -You DESPISE Happy Hardcore. |
does anyone here like happy hardcore? if so, then i reckon theres a fair chance youre a ;) |
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| narcism |
100% jaded
- you wish everything would just turn back to the yr 2000 when armin, tiesto et al. were cool :haha: |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Anomyst
-You post lists on dance forums that begin with "You might be a JADED raver if... " |
werd. |
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| aquila |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
still thoroughly unjaded :cool: :D
does anyone here like happy hardcore? if so, then i reckon theres a fair chance youre a ;) |
I still have a Hardcore Heaven album somewhere in my rack...I used to like it, miss not listening to it any more, but I can happily live without it. Confession over.:stongue: |
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