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What Are Some Good Quotes or Witty Sayings? (pg. 3)
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| Slylee |
you are unique just like everyone else.
u can pick your friends and u can pick your nose. but you can't pick your friend's nose:toothless
oh and lol@ merry christmas now off!
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| RickyM |
| David Brent: "I'm not saying he's unlucky, but if he fell into a barrel full of he'd come out sucking his own thumb" |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by RickyM
David Brent: "I'm not saying he's unlucky, but if he fell into a barrel full of he'd come out sucking his own thumb" |
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| Cloudburst |
| At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
You can pick & choose your friends carefully....but not your family.
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| IDarkISwordI |
-Seriously officer... I only speed when I really drunk.
-Smoking cigarettes is stupid. Atleast when you smoke pot it does something...
-I'll be right back. I have to go destroy the toilet.
-I refuse to be labeled as a pirate. Its not like I was going to be their customer anyway...
-No, you cant shove green beans down my pants.
-Jump up your own ass, and die.
-Stop trying to be cool and die, please.
-I make it a policy not to hit retards. For you, I think an exception can be made.
-Chuck Norris: Do you seriously want a roundhouse to the face? If not, blink twice. Yeah, Chuck Norris is the man bitch.
-If you dont plan on gagging today, I'd avoid mirrors.
-The only time you are too drunk is when you cant finish telling someone about it.
-If someone calls you a name or makes fun of you, you should kick them in the shins, stab them in the arm, put them into a cement block, pour gasoline over it, light it on fire and throw it off a cliff. Thatll teach them the valuable lesson of thinking before doing. |
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| Aiwendil |
| - Word to your mother. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
last words
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957 |
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| Dublin Guy |
"Dont cry because its over,smile because it happened"
Armin Van Burren @ Amnesia Closing Party
in deadly quote. |
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| Cloudburst |
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
-A small man |
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