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FBI, CIA and KGB joke lol....
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| Lepanto |
So one day those three agencies wanted to see who was the best. So, they get a rabbit and let him loose in the forest and agree that whoever finds him quickest will be the undisputed winner.
First up, the FBI goes in, torches the forest and claims that they cannot find the rabbit.
Second, the CIA go in, after about 3 hours and 100 men team of investigaters, they decided that the rabbit never existed.
Last but not least, KGB go in. After about 2 hours, they drag out a bear screaming
"I GIVE UP, I'M A RABBIT, I'M A RABBIT!" |
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| josh4 |
that was good, but...
if you do it in this order
| quote: | Originally posted by Lepanto
So one day those three agencies wanted to see who was the best. So, they get a rabbit and let him loose in the forest and agree that whoever finds him quickest will be the undisputed winner.
First up, the MI6 goes in, torches the forest and claims that they cannot find the rabbit.
Second, the FBI go in, after about 3 hours and 100 men team of investigaters, they decided that the rabbit never existed.
Last but not least, CIA go in. After about 2 hours, they drag out a bruised and beaten bear screaming
"I GIVE UP, I'M A RABBIT, I'M A RABBIT!" |
then you got yourself a better joke with current event references!
who the gives a damn about the KGB they're not involved in anything these days (or are they...) |
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| nils |
i read that in a book.. wth, which one...
oh yeah: The Lion's Game by Nelson DeMille
though there NYPD went in
great joke anyways :p |
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| Lepanto |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
that was good, but...
if you do it in this order
then you got yourself a better joke with current event references!
who the gives a damn about the KGB they're not involved in anything these days (or are they...) |
the joke goes with the FSB, however noone cares about that name and call them KGB anyway. it's a cold era joke and the point is that the KGB would make anyone say whatever they want. i'll try ur way next time i tell it though thanks :) |
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| Nayil |
| the original one sounds best.... |
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| GroundWalker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lepanto
the joke goes with the FSB, however noone cares about that name and call them KGB anyway. it's a cold era joke and the point is that the KGB would make anyone say whatever they want. i'll try ur way next time i tell it though thanks :) |
FSB not only will make u say it! They will make u sign all the papers proving that u Did it=) Been there, done that=) |
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| Falcon-X |
| Should'nt the ones that torch the forest go in last.... or there no more forest for the others to go into:o |
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| Lepanto |
| quote: | Originally posted by Falcon-X
Should'nt the ones that torch the forest go in last.... or there no more forest for the others to go into:o |
don't speak. |
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| Tygon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Falcon-X
Should'nt the ones that torch the forest go in last.... or there no more forest for the others to go into:o |
Hehe.. I was thinkin the same thing :p |
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| N|te-L|fe |
so an FBI agent enters a bar and asks the barmaid: "why are your pants down?". The barmaid replies: "No"
so the FBi investigates and find out a CIA agent was hiding under the bar.
then the KGB agent walks in, orders a Vodka, and says: Krushnoff tarbalaka!! :D |
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