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Look Wut I got from Microsoft (Xbox 360) (pg. 2)
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| dbb |
| quote: | Originally posted by Wildfir3
What they're really saying...
Dear moron,
we at microsoft think you can be easily tricked into our marketing tactics, using a utterly useless and -simply put- stupid gadget. It's a magical plastic thingy that lights up whenever you use your cell phone. That's right! Every time you use your phone, the light goes on so you know you're actually using your phone! ITS A MIRACLE FROM XBOX360!!!!!
Please be sure to use it, since everyone will wonder what that stupid little light is, and will see the XBOX360 logo. That way, we can sell more XBOXES! Never mind the fact that the whole thing is annoying as hell when you want to put your phone in your pants' pocket. It's cool, and that's what it's all about!
Sincerely,
Microsoft |
I'm amazed by you bothering to write that. |
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| Remiks |
| a 2cent keychain toy thingamajig thats absolutely useless ...yet u must like it enuf to make a thread about it lol. |
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| DJ Cinos |
Kind of like Tiesto sending Tiesto keychains to people waiting for his new album.
I.e. completely useless. PC > Xbox. |
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| jdat |
| I'm sure that piece of ridiculously small technology will have less issues then a real XBOX 360. |
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| igottaknow |
deer idiot,
Your order for an xbox 360 has been denied. Instead have inclosed a useless to cereal box toy to entertain during your indefininte waiting period.
insincerely,
microsoft marketing
ps
pwned |
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| chojin |
| thats quite an impressive letter to hand over thier unwanted tat. |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by kid nyce
ps3 will rock xbox's world watch and see |
Watch what and see? There have been no actual gameplay videos or playable demos to see. :p |
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| spc |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Watch what and see? There have been no actual gameplay videos or playable demos to see. :p |
speculation i guess :haha: |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by Remiks
a 2cent keychain toy thingamajig thats absolutely useless ...yet u must like it enuf to make a thread about it lol. |
SHUT UP YOURE A PEICE OF GOD BITCH IS WHAT.
IF HE WANTS TO SELL HIS SOUL TO MICROSOFT FOR A KEY CHAIN LET HIM DO IT. LET HIM DO IT I WOULD.
I WOULD FOR A PEICE OF THIS.
LOVE IN HIS EYES |
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| spc |
| quote: | Originally posted by beats and beeps
SHUT UP YOURE A PEICE OF GOD BITCH IS WHAT.
IF HE WANTS TO SELL HIS SOUL TO MICROSOFT FOR A KEY CHAIN LET HIM DO IT. LET HIM DO IT I WOULD.
I WOULD FOR A PEICE OF THIS.
LOVE IN HIS EYES |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :haha: :haha: :haha:
funniest ive seen all day today |
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| igottaknow |
^--- that ms softcore pr0n shot always makes me chuckle.  |
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| beats and beeps |
| quote: | Originally posted by spc
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :haha: :haha: :haha:
funniest ive seen all day today |
THATS BECAUSE ALL THE YOUVE SEEN ALL DAY IS LIKE A BUMBLEBEE FLOATING IN YOUR STINGER AND PUNCHING YOU WITH A CAN OF CARBONATED SOFT DRINK.
YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE ITS IN A VENDING MACHINE ITS SAFE, THINK AGAIN. |
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