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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
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| djkoolaide |
Buccaneer
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL |
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| _Nut_ |
| you have got to get a life. |
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| stevieboy32808 |
Me too, mwuahahahaha
| quote: | Originally posted by _Nut_
you have got to get a life. |
Hey, why don't you pitch in with a joke. |
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| _Nut_ |
Why dont you pinch your knob off. For one there is a 'humor' section:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...p?s=&forumid=15
For two these are just lame ass jokes.
Do something with some thought or perverted inuendo.
The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was
caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming... |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by _Nut_
The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was
caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming... |
I don't get it. :conf: |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by _Nut_
The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was
caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming... |
too long. gotta be quick and to the point.
so a horse walks into the bar and the barman says "why the long face?" |
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| Yan |
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch. |
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| gwrmarines |
Its long but its teh funnay.
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."
"What a horrible way to die!"
"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."
"What a way to go, that's terrible!"
"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."
"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"
"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."
"Man, what a way to go!"
"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."
"Now that is one awful way to go!"
"No no, he survived that..."
"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"
"I shot him!"
"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"
"He was wrecking my house." |
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| CleverName |
| Fun fact of the day: pirate's earings were used as personal burial funds if they were to die at sea and wash on shore, or wind up in someone's hands in the future. |
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| CyberneticAngel |
A buddhist walks into a bar.
The bartender comes up to him and askes him what he would like.
The buddhist replies "make me one with everything" |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by eRRaTiK
too long. gotta be quick and to the point.
so a horse walks into the bar and the barman says "why the long face?" |
:haha:
read that as 'so a horse walks into the bar and batman says "why the long face?"
had me laughing regardless :p |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
Hahahahaahhahahahhahhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhha!
Ikm drunk. |
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