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Favorite sex position. (pg. 29)
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Greatest finale: The Charizard
A sexual maneuver where a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina right before he ejaculates. The man, then, takes a swig of whiskey while proceeding to light a butane lighter. The man blows the flame onto the woman's pubic hairs lighting them on fire. Shortly afterwards, the man extinguishes the flames with his ejaculation while flailing his arms around screaming "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO CONTROL ME!" |
LOL wow
though personally, i'm a fan of the flying camel :thepirate |
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| ninjashoes |
| bent over a log |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
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last time we drove to Chicago we were talking so inappropriately about blumpkins that it grossed Tony out.
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
No no, actually I have balloon . |
can you make a dog out of them or maybe a pirate sword? |
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| tubularbills |
lol, i was going to say, i'm like, "wtf no ones heard of eiffel tower???"
and lol @ the building in the back too |
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| callme:gsmile: |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
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| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
In the dark?? I need the lights on. Well, enough light that I'm able to see my partner's eyes. Eye contact during sex ftw. And just cause I like to see it. |
the only eye he is looking at is your anus:haha:
lulz
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| Gauss |
| The best position is position in which you have sex. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by callme:gsmile:
the only eye he is looking at is your anus:haha:
lulz
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No see, in that position I have more upper body control. We stay connected at the crotch, but I can still twist my upper half so I can face him, which I usually do.
Amateur! |
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| Meat187 |
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| blacknoizybox |
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| Rinster |
| gotta love any position side ways.. :crazy: |
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| glass |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
last time we drove to Chicago we were talking so inappropriately about blumpkins that it grossed Tony out.
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You sick ing whore:whip: |
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