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Favourite Dave Chappelle stuff...(link to video inside)
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| FallingMoon |
I know it's probably older than my grandfather but the other day I watched the video he did making fun of R. Kelly (Piss on You) again & I started cracking up so hard I almost peed (no pun intended)...so post your favorite skit BESIDES Rick James.
Here are the lyrics...
Yeah, it's the R
Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something
Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you
Said your body, your body
Is a porta-potty
I'ma pee on you
I can use karate (use karate)
Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you
pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you
You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food
Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I wanna piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you
Won't you braid my hair
Said won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you
Normally I don't do this
But I'ma hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix
Ya'll ready? Here we go
I pick you up from the club
Take you home to make some love
Got a surprise, close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds
(instrumental breakdown)
I'ma give you some poo-poo
I'ma give you some pee-pee
I'ma give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee
This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'
I got that peein', leakin', freakin' and there's juice in the kitchen
That's how it goes at a R Kelly party
I sip Cris..........you drink piss
I want to piss on you remix, ya heard?
You know I'm serious
I really do want to piss on you
here is a link to view the video, if you have never seen it
http://media.putfile.com/Dave-Chappelle---R-kelly---Pee-On-You-Vi |
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| Porky |
| WHAT????? WHAT????? WHAT???? OKAYYYYYYYYYYY! |
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| nfekted |
| roflmao!!!!! haha i have both seasons! i always love seeing that lol!!!!! wish i could post some clips on here so the others could see some of it. Dave is hilarious. I'm rich biatch!!!!!! |
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| stevieboy32808 |
Hey guys, have any of you seen the trailer yet? I have, it's hilarious. I don't wanna spoil so here's the upcoming season 3 trailer. All you gotta do is click the link, scroll down, and click on the chappelle trailer:
Dave Chappelle Season 3 Trailer |
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| Zeiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by FallingMoon
I know it's probably older than my grandfather but the other day I watched the video he did making fun of R. Kelly (Piss on You) again & I started cracking up so hard I almost peed (no pun intended)...so post your favorite skit BESIDES Rick James.
Here are the lyrics...
Yeah, it's the R
Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something
Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you
Said your body, your body
Is a porta-potty
I'ma pee on you
I can use karate (use karate)
Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you
pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you
You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food
Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I wanna piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you
Won't you braid my hair
Said won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you
Normally I don't do this
But I'ma hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix
Ya'll ready? Here we go
I pick you up from the club
Take you home to make some love
Got a surprise, close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds
(instrumental breakdown)
I'ma give you some poo-poo
I'ma give you some pee-pee
I'ma give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee
This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'
I got that peein', leakin', freakin' and there's juice in the kitchen
That's how it goes at a R Kelly party
I sip Cris..........you drink piss
I want to piss on you remix, ya heard?
You know I'm serious
I really do want to piss on you
here is a link to view the video, if you have never seen it
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one of the funniest videos ever!!! |
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| DJ RJT |
I sip cris... you drink piss.
Best Chapelle show sketch evAr... :p |
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| house_conXion |
| A pretty hilarious sketch is kneehigh park. Pure jokes |
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| Gordy |
| quote: | Originally posted by stevieboy32808
Hey guys, have any of you seen the trailer yet? I have, it's hilarious. I don't wanna spoil so here's the upcoming season 3 trailer. All you gotta do is click the link, scroll down, and click on the chappelle trailer:
Dave Chappelle Season 3 Trailer |
YES!!! |
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| BTG |
| wayne brady and prince. |
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| Demoted |
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My fav, even if this clip cuts off, the audio is still there. |
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| stevieboy32808 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
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My fav, even if this clip cuts off, the audio is still there. |
You can see several of his clips on www.comedycentral.com. Not all the sketches he did are there, but a few. |
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