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get your "DREAM" Girl/Guy by... (pg. 2)
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| Rustang! |
lmao......i just signed up to become an agent!
hahaahahaha!!! holy , i'm rolling on the floor giggling like a mother******! rofl!!!!! |
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| Viceroy |
This is very creepy....reminds me of the movie "The Game"
I wonder if this is really true?
Peace,
Steve |
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| apri_peel |
the is so surreal its almost real
gawd, not only they discriminate against women, but they also dont allow overweight, not so good looking, not wealthy, NOT FCKIN AVERAGE ppl use the service
sheesh, if i were a rich dude with everything, why the fck would i need such a service in the first place?? :conf: |
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| justin |
| i am really startin to hate you people for putting up tasteless/illegal/games/adult content that i am not fortunate enough to view. its bad enough im not even able to burn a cd let alone listen to a single song on this damn computer. damn it, i should just be happy that i do have accesss to a computer even though its filtered for sicko people. lol |
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| SYNthSRI |
| quote: | Originally posted by Excite
That's badass, it reminds me of two movies. "There's Something About Mary" where Matt Dillon's character stalks Mary for another guy only to fall for her and "Groundhog Day" where the main character played by Bill Murray relives the same day February 2nd, over and over again. He uses this to his advantage to get the women of his dreams...mainly through these same stalker tactics.
I can so relate to these parts
"You won't meet her via the classifieds or a dating agency, because her kind don't go there. You can't just walk up to her and utter some silly pick-up line, because she'd rightly despise you if you did. Even if you do have the good fortune to meet her at a wedding or a business meeting, you'll be disappointed to find out that she's already with someone else. It would be useless anyway; guys are hitting on girls like her all the time."
Sometime I feel I'll never meet the women of my dreams. It's so hard to find a good women these days. You can't just go pick up a chick at a club. It's mostly dumb bitches that go to clubs/raves. Women are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped. LOL. :p |
DING DING DING DING
100% agree with ya!
(on both the comparisons of the movies to this...as well as meeting sometone that's just "right")
[edit...has someTHING instead of someONE--freudian slip? -- nah just woke up!] |
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| Phazon |
| Britney Spears tried to pull this stunt on me 2 years ago. |
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| Gekhous |
CLIENTS
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. This includes all females.
WHAHWAHWHAWHA!!!!
We will decline to work with those who, in our opinion, are lazy in terms of making themselves attractive to the opposite sex. This is to ensure a successful outcome of our mission.
WHAWHAWHAWHA!!!!
SUBJECTS
The subject must be female. Gay male subjects are not being considered at this time.
WHAWHAWHAWHA!!!! |
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| Ur Dream Grl |
| quote: | Originally posted by ABTsportsline
LoL, so did i. That's why i read the thread.
-ABT- |
me three!!
heheheh
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yeah.. but lets make another thread about dream grl... it's more entertaining...lolololol...
now that i finally got rid of stupid a$$... tyby!
xoxo Ur Dream Grl |
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| Haak |
Did you people read the FAQ? Hahaha
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What qualifies you to investigate people and stage coincidences?
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Extensive experience in law enforcement, including undercover work.
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Are these guys cops gone bad?
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Isn't what you do illegal?
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No. Gathering information about other people is a constitutionally guaranteed freedom. The means of doing so may of course be illegal, but the law is somewhat vague as to where legality ends and outright criminality takes over.
In fact, there is a large grey area between what is definitely criminal and what can be classified as ordinary everyday activity. For example, photographing a neighbor's window from your lawn is perfectly legal. Using a powerful zoom lens to photograph the inside of your neighbor's bedroom may be questionable, but it's still legal. Breaking and entering to photograph your neighbor in bed is illegal. But one doesn't have to break and enter to gain admittance to a bedroom.
In any case, it's not you the client but us, the agents and management at Coincidence Design, who face the music (in terms of being booked and standing trial) when there is a legal problem.
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And did you read this?:
As industry initiators, we are in a strong position to capitalize on our domination of this market -- a robustly growing market, if our experience is anything to go by. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| creeeepy. they present it so.. calmly. |
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| ABTsportsline |
i am going to use that service to locate & seduce harley! :D :p
-ABT- |
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