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Intarweb Flirting Alliance
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| lücid |
just like the crackhead alliance or the pothead alliance, this thread is for all the flirty bastards who just can't stop flirting with their favorite TAs ... have a crush on a TA? flirt with them here! wanna tell someone they have beautiful eyes? now is your time. wanna caress kr00t0ns jaw bones? be gentle and sweet. wanna propose sleep-sex to slylee? well DO IT ALREADY!!

here, i'll start...
RJT: you have hot hip bones and i want you. all weekend. while i'm asleep. while the video stream is broadcasted to Craig's computer.
UWM: you're a midwestern stallion.
Slylee: if i was a dude i'd probably rape you while you're asleep too.
Lis: let's make girl-babies!
jonsun: i don't typically like Chicago guys but i'm really turned on by older black men. if your wife doesn't come back, call me.
*blush*
there... i've whored myself enough. your turn. :gsmile: |
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| Vivid Boy |
| vivid: go ahead touch it, it wont bite |
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| igottaknow |
| igk: you sexy devil you :gsmile: |
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| Ygrene |
| LORD OF BASS: I WANT YOU TO BE LORD OF ME. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Xeno: "I got a boner over the clown smilie" |
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| Ygrene |
| jennypie: I fart in your general direction! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| swamper: 'ur unbanned. behave. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| venga boys: boom boom boom boom i want you in my room something something something something something something |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
wwu.Punisher: "I also hereby ban myself from the CORe.At least I'm going to make good on SOMETHING. This is, in fact, my final post on TA. It was fun. Ciao. And no... I'm not Nou. I'm really gone. Bye.
/logs off." |
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| Vivid Boy |
carl cox: "seriously baby u can order anything on the menu, its on me, check out my tip :cool:, yeah come a little closer, you see it?"
girl: "i dont see it"
Carl cox: "yeah come a lil closer thats it, just a little closer you see it yet?"
girl: "no, whys ur i just see blackness"
carl cox:" just a lil closer thats it. see it yet?"
Girl: "no no i dont"
Carl cox: "CH0MP! *swallow* *eats half tip and eats witnessess and books it out of there*"
waitress returns: "whoa look what he tipped!" |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Ygrene: Did you have broccoli soup and egg salad sandwiches for lunch? Teehee! |
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| Eddie N MIAMI |
| I wanna do the Peanut Butter Melly with a baseball bat |
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