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Happy Hanukkah (pg. 2)
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| Lepanto |
| i actually got some nice lol. |
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| Subey |
Happy Hanuka!!!
Whether your lights on a tree or in a menorah its all fine by me! |
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| Subey |
Happy Hanuka!!!
Whether your lights are on a tree or in a menorah its all fine by me! |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
*raises hand* Total Jew here. Happy Hanukkah! =) |
so, wait. ur a gay jew? |
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| Lepanto |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
so, wait. ur a gay jew? |
i think he was joking in the other thread about it. but if not that's total blasphemy lol. jake is cool though so it's all good. but like carlos mencia said (thoug he's a total douche)
"whether you're uzbeki or Jew
you're probably an , too" |
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| Psionic |
| Hag Sameach to all my Jewish brethren :) |
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| Goashem |
| ok what is this ?! 8 presents for every day? i never got back in israel ! (and the tradition contineous). |
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| Jake Benson |
| Happy 3rd NIGHT/DAY of Hanukkah! :) |
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| Psionic |
| It's funny, I'm one of few Jews in my town (out of 30,000 people, about 5,000 are Jewish). In the local paper last week, someone was angry that the menorah, which has traditionally been placed in our town square, along with a nativity scene and a Christmas tree, was "in front" of the Christmas symbols, and questioned how the town could let this happen :stongue: |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
so, wait. ur a gay jew? |
That's right. I'm a HEBLEW. Double minority on the inside, white guy on the outside. ;) |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psionic
It's funny, I'm one of few Jews in my town (out of 30,000 people, about 5,000 are Jewish). In the local paper last week, someone was angry that the menorah, which has traditionally been placed in our town square, along with a nativity scene and a Christmas tree, was "in front" of the Christmas symbols, and questioned how the town could let this happen :stongue: |
That's horrible. :( Come to LA. :) I was getting a protein shake at some smoothie store in Hollywood and there was a Menorah sitting on a table on display, lit with real candles, with a prayer book open to the page with the Hanukkah prayers.
If you want to confuse or piss people off next year (and I do this all the time), whenever someone wishes you "Merry Christmas", just reply "Happy Hanukkah." It works on two levels: (1) If they're stupid they'll think you're just being silly, (2) If they're smart they'll realize that you've just mocked them by flinging a stereotype back at them. :) |
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| emc^2 |
^^^ Awesome advise, shame I can't try it this year! But damn, all the gentiles up in nevada probably don't even know what the heck Hanukah is.
I'd say for extra added effect, reply: Happy Festivus! |
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