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Overheard in New York
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| A.J. |
Has anyone else been to this site?
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
I'm loving this site at the moment. It provides hours (well, perhaps only minutes) of pointless entertainment. Perfect for if you want to get the latest word on the street.
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| quote: | Woman: What ever happened to Ceci?
Man: Ceci?
Woman: Yeah, Ceci. That little girl that got her fingers cut off. The pretty little crackhead with the beautiful soul.
--116th & Frederick Douglass
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| quote: | Girl #1: Why do I always have camel toe?
Girl #2: Are you buying your pants too tight?
Girl #1: No, I think I gained weight.
Girl #2: Where, in your labia?
--E train
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| quote: | | Hobo: Fellas, let me lay it straight to you: I wanna go to the peep show and whack off. |
| quote: | Little boy: ...and sometimes, my penis, gets stuck on my shirt!
Mom: It does, huh?
Little boy: Yeah, but I just pull it back off!
--Barnes & Noble ladies' room, Union Square |
| quote: | Girl #1: Man, it sure is cold.
Girl #2: Yes...but my insides are fiery...and cancerous.
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| kadomony |
| yep. but i usually experience it firsthand :stongue: |
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| Stilez |
| quote: | Originally posted by A.J.
Girl #1: Why do I always have camel toe?
Girl #2: Are you buying your pants too tight?
Girl #1: No, I think I gained weight.
Girl #2: Where, in your labia?
--E train
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| enferno |
Hopes, Dream and Opportunities for the Future?
Hipster girl #1: I mean, I feel bad for not finishing him, but I didn't want to break the tradition. He's never been finished before right?
Hipster girl #2: Never, and I think he's a little traumatized ever since that girl threw up on his...you know.
--Whole Foods, Union Square
WTF ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ME?!? |
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| enferno |
Junkie lady: Wow, that thing is nice, what year is it?
Yuppie guy: '06, I just got it.
Junkie lady: '06? That ain't even here yet. You better put that in a garage, nigga!
Yuppie guy: I don't have money for that or for you.
--Bed-Stuy
best one ever |
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| insecurity |
Teen girl #1: Hey, we could go as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, that's a good one
Teen girl #1: You'd only need a mask...They're frogs, right?
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Girl #1: So I said I'm not sure if I'm gonna take his last name; it seems really old-fashioned.
Girl #2: What'd he say?
Girl #1: He said an engagement ring is old-fashioned, but I took that.
:D
Speaker girl: Any questions?
Audience girl: Were you able to find out about how much women paid for the abortion procedures?
Speaker girl: About $200 a pop.
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| emc^2 |
A little Asian boy sneezes without covering his mouth.
Black lady: Excuse you!
Asian mom: He's only 3, he didn't know any better.
Black lady: Haven't you heard of bird flu, motherfu(ka!
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Girl: Your breath is stinky.
Guy: Please. My breath is so fresh they should name a mint after it.
Girl: How about excre-mint?
--56th & 1st
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Macy's clerk: Dude, don't do that...Dude, I bent down and you in' farted. Don't do that.
Customer: ...I didn't.
Macy's clerk: Bro, you in' farted in my face when I bent down, I don't want to smell that in here!
--Macy's men's shoes department
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| Geoff |
Girl #1: That's weird, they don't have any Tori Amos here.
Girl #2: Have you checked under "A"?
Girl #1: Why would it be under "A"?
--Virgin, Union Square |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by insecurity
Girl #1: So I said I'm not sure if I'm gonna take his last name; it seems really old-fashioned.
Girl #2: What'd he say?
Girl #1: He said an engagement ring is old-fashioned, but I took that.
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Girl #1: So he told me that no matter what happens on June 31st, he will come to my house and we'll discuss our wedding.
Girl #2: I wish my boyfriend would be there for me.
Girl #1: It sounds nice, doesn't it? Except there is no 31st of June. |
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| stren |
| quote: | Gay teen: I told her that while she's over there she has to find me a German boyfriend.
Girl: Why?
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration camp fetish games.
Girl: Oh, right. |
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| LuNaSeA |
| i <3 overheardinnewyork |
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