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Ghetto Spellin' Bee<----- want a good laugh.
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| MJM420 |
GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment ! - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bull, that watch israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, iraq you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonicword:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did! , but omelette dis one slide."
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| yea, those are good.:p |
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| DarkAngel |
| :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| likittysplit |
OHHH , HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dont be posting like this I have a weak bladder, bitch:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:!!!!! |
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| ghille |
| that particular use of rectum is very clever, lol:D |
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| stevieboy32808 |
| That's all I hear in my neighborhood. On top of that you can hear most of that slang on BET and MTV whenever they play rap videos. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| iz called the dialect of ebonics. some black universites/colleges actually have courses on ebonics. |
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| ghille |
| what a crock, you get credits for using bad english..dumb:thepirate |
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| FallingMoon |
| :haha: thanks manny I needed that |
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