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21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
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| NeoShaman |
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
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| Radagast |
| ......and Thanksgiving.....and birthdays.....and and... |
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| grooviebeats |
| did you think at all before posting this.. |
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| Jocker |
| this made me chuckle:)... good stuff! |
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| r5a |
| Isn't that thanksgiving:conf: |
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| Basstard |
i bet if any1 other than a TiT posted this you would all be "OMG LOL that was soooo funny"
there would also be about 10 pages to this thread had it been a COR whore postin it :rolleyes: |
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| Wicked Neo |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
Isn't that thanksgiving:conf: |
thats an American / Canadian thing, for a lot of the rest of us, it's traditional to have Turkey for Xmas dinner |
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| Jocker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Basstard
i bet if any1 other than a TiT posted this you would all be "OMG LOL that was soooo funny"
there would also be about 10 pages to this thread had it been a COR whore postin it :rolleyes: |
of course... |
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| Floorfiller |
| i don't know about the rest of you, but i can get away with saying any of those any day of the week! |
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| Radagast |
| I thought tying the legs together keeps it from running away? |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Wicked Neo
thats an American / Canadian thing, for a lot of the rest of us, it's traditional to have Turkey for Xmas dinner |
We have a pig in Sweden for christmas dinner. |
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