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Chapelle Show Appreciation Thread
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| DJ_Ballistic |
I thought it best if this got its own thread coz i could post about 10 pages in the haters thread of awesome qutoes from chapelle.
"Buck Nasty, you is so dark, when you touch yourself it's like black on black crime!"
"Does not the bible say 'Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock, and i shall smoketh it!!!!!'"
"I'm gunna tell you something about me you might not know joe rogan......I smoke rocks"
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| Matthias |
"And chinese people..with there ching chang chung and there kung fu...we can't understand you...go back to your own country. WHITE POWER!"
-black/white supremicist
"Katie had some big ass tittays."
-Tron
"I dunno how this mothaa got a machine gun on the plane. All of a sudden he jumps up yellin: *arabic accent* 'Everybody get on the ing ground!! Nobody look at my face!!!!!' and Im wonderin, why is this fool talkin like that...cuz he was Chinese."
-from one of Dave's standups
"Isn't Charlie a little old to be taking karate? He probably taking it with the lil kids!! Yeah Charlie Murphy could whoop my ass in his dreams; he havin' delusion of grandeur in his head IM TELLIN YA WHATS HAPPENIN!!"
-Rick James, RIP
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out this car...and choke. I'm not violent..I mean I try not to be. Yeah I'm gonna get out this car and choke a bitch."
-Wayne Brady |
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| daydreamer |
my favorite skit is Black Bush
[Black Bush presenting case for war]
Black Bush: The nigga bought aluminum tubes! Do I need to tell you what the you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM! That don't scare you? Fine. I didn't want to have to say this but...the mother****** bought some yellowcake, OK? In Africa. He went to Africa and bought some yellowcake.
Reporter: Are you sure?
Black Bush: Yes I'm sure, bitch! I got the head of the CIA right here to tell you.
Black head of CIA: are you sure, are you, i can't believe you mother******s. let me tell you something, ridiculous. me and jeb just comming back from africa
Some black dude: the crade of ing black civilization.:haha:
Black Bush: Write this down. M.A.R.S. Mars, bitches! that's where we are going, Mars, RED ROCKS :haha: :stongue: :haha: |
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