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The official (DUMB) test!
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| Anonymous X |
Below you'll find the official Dumb Test.
Use this checklist to determine if you're dumb.
__ 1. You're in 5th grade and you still spell "cat"..."kat".
__ 2. You're in 4th grade and you're being tutored by a 1st grader.
__ 3. You pronounce Virginia as Vagina.
__ 4. Your favorite sport is pocketball.
__ 5. You think the skid marks in your underwear were caused by a racing car.
__ 6. You thought the F on all your tests stood for Fantastic.
__ 7. You always crap on yourself to avoid taking math tests.
__ 8. You repeated kindergarten 3 or more times.
__ 9. You belong to a cult that worships a head of lettuce.
__ 10. In school you always sit next to an Asian student...so you can copy.
Here's the scoring rubric:
1 check = Not dumb.
2 checks = Kinda dumb.
3 checks = dumb
4 checks = Really dumb
5 checks = Holy crap!...You're a freakin' idiot! |
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| josh4 |
| awww did you make this up yourself? how cute |
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| fastmp3 |
| i hate to agree with this josh4 retard, but he's right this time |
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| josh4 |
| i was wrong once.... actually no i think it turned out to be a difference of opinion |
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| Yan |
| This is pretty lame, n00b. |
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| chillsonic |
Not good enough, F--
(no, not fantastic.) |
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| kanadianiceman |
| quote: | Originally posted by Anonymous X
__ 10. In school you always sit next to an Asian student...so you can copy.
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sait is ALL asians, and man they dont speak english |
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| TranceFusion |
tranceaddict in training
*Sigh*
:TF:
:rolleyes: |
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| qiushiming |
| quote: | Originally posted by kanadianiceman
sait is ALL asians, and man they dont speak english |
bet i can speak english better than you |
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| Twoces |
| quote: | Originally posted by qiushiming
bet i can speak english better than you |
If you can speak two languages you're more fluent than most Americans anyway... |
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